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I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby Trimss » May 23rd, '14, 19:18

Now I know most of you guys won't believe me, but you should honestly trust me.

So after working out, I decided to cook me some pastas and decided to cook some for CanadaPure too. You know, I thought that since we recently got engaged, it'd be good for me to surprise him in order to make our life less boring.
As I went to call him and got upstairs, I heard weird noises.. I wasn't sure where those noises came from so I just ignored them and walked to his room.

I knocked once, no answer. Knocked twice, still no answer. The noises were getting louder.. So I decided to walk in, and call him. What I saw next has traumatized me and I probably won't ever recover from it. CanadaPure was actually having sex with himself, not as in masturbating, but litterally having sex with himself. I knew that my weak english skills wouldn't allow me to explain the situation well so I took my phone and started recording what was going on.



Truly disturbing. What should I do with him? Should I break up? Should I tell him I saw him?
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby CanadaPure » May 23rd, '14, 19:19

What the fuck did I just watch?
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby EG. » May 23rd, '14, 19:22

lame ass thread
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby Trimss » May 23rd, '14, 19:23

CanadaPure wrote:What the fuck did I just watch?


Mind rape
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby Atone » May 23rd, '14, 19:30

good...fucking...god...why did i come here?...i need, ummm....i'm gonna go...uhhhh, find a therapist
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby Trimss » May 23rd, '14, 19:54

You will all thank me for sharing this with you
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby slims » May 24th, '14, 01:57

i saw something involving a pineapple yesterday, im sure i could handle this.
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby mdemaz » May 24th, '14, 03:53

WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby slims » May 24th, '14, 04:04

Where did you even find this?
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby CanadaPure » May 24th, '14, 04:04

The internet.
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby slims » May 24th, '14, 04:08

Too much 4chan.
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Re: I caught CP having sex with himself

Postby mdemaz » May 24th, '14, 04:44

silent hill called they want their stolen monster back
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