Hypothetical Wrestling Match

[CanadaPure]

Okay, here's a hypothetical wrestling match. The WWE has just signed two of the biggest free agent fighters in the history of fake half naked oily man fighting. King Gordy and Rick Ross. The two have to fight each other at Wrasslemania whatever # it's at. Here's some stats about your fighters:

MY MAN GORDLY VS. CHOCO CHUNK RICK ROSS





Who takes the match?

[Solace]

Would both decide to go to McDonalds instead of wrestling

[mdemaz]

gordy would suffocate ross in his butt cheeks

[slims]

double heart attacks...

[SliK]

double heart attacks...

In that case, we all win.

[CanadaPure]

I'd imagine if they both fell from heart attacks simultaneously it would create a hole from New York to the Earth's core.

[SliK]

I'd imagine if they both fell from heart attacks simultaneously it would create a hole from New York to the Earth's core.

With that much fuel to burn it would engulf half the earth in flames.

[CanadaPure]

I'd imagine if they both fell from heart attacks simultaneously it would create a hole from New York to the Earth's core.

With that much fuel to burn it would engulf half the earth in flames.

Ugh, the smell coming from the immediate hole region would be like burning rancid meat.

[SliK]

I'd imagine if they both fell from heart attacks simultaneously it would create a hole from New York to the Earth's core.

With that much fuel to burn it would engulf half the earth in flames.

Ugh, the smell coming from the immediate hole region would be like burning rancid meat.

Oh the whole atmosphere would be polluted. Earth would become uninhabitable.

[CanadaPure]

I'd watch a movie about this doomsday scenario.

[mdemaz]

king gordy vs mecha bizarre vs rick ross

would watch burn to a dvd

[CanadaPure]

king gordy vs mecha bizarre vs rick ross

would watch burn to a dvd

MechaBizzare sounds pretty badass. We should get Gigan from the Godzilla franchise too.

[mdemaz]

and have a fat nigga sit on em rick ross