I am feeling suicidal

[PAINKILLƎR]

They call me Pain "The Rabbit" Johnson because I pounce on my oppenents backs and thrust back and forth rigorously and people like to label that move "the hump" but that's preposterous, I'm not trying to hump anyone. It's just a strategic move to fatigue my opponent into submission.

[mdemaz]

Really guys?

Really?

What the fuck.

[CanadaPure]

They call me Pain "The Rabbit" Johnson because I pounce on my oppenents backs and thrust back and forth rigorously and people like to label that move "the hump" but that's preposterous, I'm not trying to hump anyone. It's just a strategic move to fatigue my opponent into submission.

My finisher is "The Jackhammer" where I get a really rock hard erection and thrust it into their asshole repeatedly until they tap out. It's not gay because I've won 3 world titles in the independent circuit.

[mdemaz]

I'm fucking done.

[Trimss]

Mdemaz move is "The Blower" which basically consists of surprising his opponent by taking his shorts off and giving him a blowjob until he decides to pat Demaz's head because he's cumming and feeling good, and viciously, just when that is about to happen, Demaz crawls back to the other side of the ring and the opponent ends up tapping out on the floor.

That's how Demaz won many tournaments. A ridiculously dangerous fighter.

[PAINKILLƎR]

They call me Pain "The Rabbit" Johnson because I pounce on my oppenents backs and thrust back and forth rigorously and people like to label that move "the hump" but that's preposterous, I'm not trying to hump anyone. It's just a strategic move to fatigue my opponent into submission.

My finisher is "The Jackhammer" where I get a really rock hard erection and thrust it into their asshole repeatedly until they tap out. It's not gay because I've won 3 world titles in the independent circuit.

That move destroys the integrity of the sport, I've been going to the council of the World Oil Wrestling Federation to ban that move and the progress has been slow but I'm confident it'll be banned. 5 time world champ John "Suave" Dickert retired because he acquired aids from getting penetrated in his ass. smh.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Mdemaz move is "The Blower" which basically consists of surprising his opponent by taking his shorts off and giving him a blowjob until he decides to pat Demaz's head because he's cumming and feeling good, and viciously, just when that is about to happen, Demaz crawls back to the other side of the ring and the opponent ends up tapping out on the floor.

That's how Demaz won many tournaments. A ridiculously dangerous fighter.

dead

[mdemaz]

[CanadaPure]

Why is everyone derailing a supposedly serious thread though?

What else can really be said to the OP aside from what was said on the first 5 pages? No one here is going to be able to provide the mental help he needs. If Guta is in the mind state he says he is, he needs to go to a mental health professional, not the backstage section on TR.

There's really nothing we can do for him, aside from be supportive I guess. It's been said over and over.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Plus the historic significance of oil wrestling may cheer guta up

[Trimss]

Hage leave before you get Jackhammer'd

[CanadaPure]

That move destroys the integrity of the sport, I've been going to the council of the World Oil Wrestling Federation to ban that move and the progress has been slow but I'm confident it'll be banned. 5 time world champ John "Suave" Dickert retired because he acquired aids from getting penetrated in his ass. smh.

Section 5 of the WOWF rule book clearly states that penetration is okay as long as the penis is under 9 inches. It also states that finger penetration is okay as long as it's a maximum of three fingers.

John Dickert probably got AIDS from fucking groupies, and then put everyone else at risk. There's no proof he got it from the Jackhammer move, as the only other confirmed case of aids in Oil Wrestling was in Greasy Peter Pan, and he never fought John "Suave" Dickert. They weren't even in the same federation.

[slims]

Really guys?

Really?

What the fuck.

I concur.

[Trimss]

Maybe this thread made him want to be a wrestler and maybe he finally found his way? What do you know Hage? Who are you to judge?

[SajN]

Maybe this thread made him want to be a wrestler and maybe he finally found his way?

That definitely tickles the conspiracy G spot in Hage's cornhole.