CanadaPure wrote:PAINKILLƎR wrote:That move destroys the integrity of the sport, I've been going to the council of the World Oil Wrestling Federation to ban that move and the progress has been slow but I'm confident it'll be banned. 5 time world champ John "Suave" Dickert retired because he acquired aids from getting penetrated in his ass. smh.
Section 5 of the WOWF rule book clearly states that penetration is okay as long as the penis is under 9 inches. It also states that finger penetration is okay as long as it's a maximum of three fingers.
John Dickert probably got AIDS from fucking groupies, and then put everyone else at risk. There's no proof he got it from the Jackhammer move, as the only other confirmed case of aids in Oil Wrestling was in Greasy Peter Pan, and he never fought John "Suave" Dickert. They weren't even in the same federation.
But John "Suave" Dickert was a victim of the most jackhammers recieven in the history of WOWF. Coincidence? I think not. Also as disturbing as this may sound he was exposed to preejaculate the most, he sent a complaint to the league but nothing came from it but the idea that all wrestler wear a buttplug. They gave the wrestlers the choice to vote and the wrestlers of course voted against the idea.
TIL 
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