Aone10 wrote:PAINKILLƎR wrote:Aone10 wrote:I tried out for the WOWF once, they said I didn't qualify due to my rather large penis. Some pussy ass shit about causing severe bodily harm to the rectums of fellow wrestlers.
Which led to a prominent career in the adult film industry.
But my childhood dreams were always to become an oil wrestler. I'm jealous yo.
was rooting for you to make it, damn shame
WOWF needs more of that latino heat
we needa represent
I know brother. I'm seriously considering going through a medical procedure that would reduce my penis by 2 inches, they'd accept me then.
Painus and Aone finna be Tag Team Champs. "Latino Meat"

that's quite the sacrifice
I ain't gotta worry about length cuz my shit is flaccid in every match except when I wrestle trimss fighting him gets me rock hard, but no homosex I assure you. It's just that the idea of fighting a worthy competitor arouses me.
I am the ultimate competitor