Solace wrote:Finna catch Tony brushing his teeth in the middle of chugging Jack Daniels
bigray wrote:I went to a strip club a while back and got a lap dance, the bitch was so terrible at giving a lap dance so 1:37 seconds into the song I cut her off and I said "OUT"
Bitch must've been so embarrassed that I cut her off a minute into the song, I gave her the $20 though for participating.
PAINKILLƎR wrote:probably when I read this thread
out
CanadaPure wrote:PAINKILLƎR wrote:probably when I read this thread
out
wow
fight me irl
PAINKILLƎR wrote:If I drive up to Canada you better suck my dick
CanadaPure wrote:One time my little stepbro when he was three came out of the bathroom because he needed someone to wipe his ass and he bent over and had shit all over his balls and butt-cheek.
I was so out.
InsaneTRex94 wrote:I say let people fuck who they want to fuck and die how they want to die, whether it be from a heart attack after a Big Mac or crushing their skulls under a weight they were trying to lift.
mezee wrote:The other day I was at the bars and this drunk guy attempted to baptize me with a pitcher of beer. I told him I was Muslim and he still kept trying to do it, I ended up with beer all over me
Blogs McGooch wrote:mezee wrote:The other day I was at the bars and this drunk guy attempted to baptize me with a pitcher of beer. I told him I was Muslim and he still kept trying to do it, I ended up with beer all over me
Wtf
mezee wrote:Blogs McGooch wrote:mezee wrote:The other day I was at the bars and this drunk guy attempted to baptize me with a pitcher of beer. I told him I was Muslim and he still kept trying to do it, I ended up with beer all over me
Wtf
yaa idk either. his friend gave me twenty dollars to make me stop yelling and then i left
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