CanadaPure wrote:Sounds like you were the real winner here tbh
Yea true, I used the money to buy a burrito and a poutine, it was the best decision ever
CanadaPure wrote:Sounds like you were the real winner here tbh
mezee wrote:CanadaPure wrote:Sounds like you were the real winner here tbh
Yea true, I used the money to buy a burrito and a poutine, it was the best decision ever
mezee wrote:Blogs McGooch wrote:mezee wrote:The other day I was at the bars and this drunk guy attempted to baptize me with a pitcher of beer. I told him I was Muslim and he still kept trying to do it, I ended up with beer all over me
Wtf
yaa idk either. his friend gave me twenty dollars to make me stop yelling and then i left
Horse wrote:mezee wrote:CanadaPure wrote:Sounds like you were the real winner here tbh
Yea true, I used the money to buy a burrito and a poutine, it was the best decision ever
lel. are you actually muslim, or was that just an excuse to get him to fuck off?
EG. wrote:Lol i got showered in beer tons of times, maybe i should start yelling next time
Charlotte wrote:Had so many out moments lately but okay
Was in a club, dancing and suddenly some random guy thinks he's funny by joining us but he looked pretty retarded. he offered us a shot so we were like k den. He introduces us to his friends. This creepy friend starts grabbing my hand and kissing it, and kissing my whole arm and trying to do some indian dance or I have no idea what it was supposed to be and offered me another shot but I said I hadn't ate so I can't take shots, he comes close to me and kisses my neck and tries to be seductive and whispers "there is chicken in my house, i can prepare it just the way this lady wants it, like i can do anything the way this lady wants it". okay that wasn't my most out moment but what the fuuuuck
Charlotte wrote:Had so many out moments lately but okay
Was in a club, dancing and suddenly some random guy thinks he's funny by joining us but he looked pretty retarded. he offered us a shot so we were like k den. He introduces us to his friends. This creepy friend starts grabbing my hand and kissing it, and kissing my whole arm and trying to do some indian dance or I have no idea what it was supposed to be and offered me another shot but I said I hadn't ate so I can't take shots, he comes close to me and kisses my neck and tries to be seductive and whispers "there is chicken in my house, i can prepare it just the way this lady wants it, like i can do anything the way this lady wants it". okay that wasn't my most out moment but what the fuuuuck
It was when some arabs came up to us and offering us a spot at the VIP lounge, average age around like 35 ish or probably even 40. idk they were wearing those weird tulbands. One starts dancing like Pharell in Happy and looked pretty retarded but idk my friends actually were retarded enough to go there and I just followed to laugh at them so we just started dancing again and this creep grabs my friend and tries watching under her skirt and doing dances with her. and his other creep friend comes up to me and thinks he can dance or something but it looked pretty retarded, so I just tried dodging him and walking away but he thinks the walking away thing was part of a dance or something because he came after me, trying to dance with me from behind and I was like nope nope. Offers me vodka, reject, try to get my friends to just go to the normal dancefloor instead of up there with creeps so I tell them I'm going to the bathroom, creep follows me ish and whispers; 'hillo pritty ledy do u wanna com to us apartment, we have enough free vodka for all you 3 blond ledies and you cn show us some more dences"
very out
but yeah, was creepier than it sounds
Charlotte wrote:Had so many out moments lately but okay
Was in a club, dancing and suddenly some random guy thinks he's funny by joining us but he looked pretty retarded. he offered us a shot so we were like k den. He introduces us to his friends. This creepy friend starts grabbing my hand and kissing it, and kissing my whole arm and trying to do some indian dance or I have no idea what it was supposed to be and offered me another shot but I said I hadn't ate so I can't take shots, he comes close to me and kisses my neck and tries to be seductive and whispers "there is chicken in my house, i can prepare it just the way this lady wants it, like i can do anything the way this lady wants it". okay that wasn't my most out moment but what the fuuuuck
It was when some arabs came up to us and offering us a spot at the VIP lounge, average age around like 35 ish or probably even 40. idk they were wearing those weird tulbands. One starts dancing like Pharell in Happy and looked pretty retarded but idk my friends actually were retarded enough to go there and I just followed to laugh at them so we just started dancing again and this creep grabs my friend and tries watching under her skirt and doing dances with her. and his other creep friend comes up to me and thinks he can dance or something but it looked pretty retarded, so I just tried dodging him and walking away but he thinks the walking away thing was part of a dance or something because he came after me, trying to dance with me from behind and I was like nope nope. Offers me vodka, reject, try to get my friends to just go to the normal dancefloor instead of up there with creeps so I tell them I'm going to the bathroom, creep follows me ish and whispers; 'hillo pritty ledy do u wanna com to us apartment, we have enough free vodka for all you 3 blond ledies and you cn show us some more dences"
very out
but yeah, was creepier than it sounds
Charlotte wrote:Pink lambo too tempting, actually saw one. 190k
and noddy if that's true my signals seem to only appeal to guys over 40 like those whistles for dogs
Basedshady wrote:Sucking dick in a public bathroom
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