Our member Raul, a.k.a. Raul Valente, embarked on a shameful journey trying to get attention from the Drake Section over at KTT. Watch me bash it below. Shout out to my budy Raul though
Chapter 1 - A closer analysis on the OP
Thread title: Going to listen to So Far Gone for the very first time
I always disliked Drake. He has a very punchable face and, idk, his voice in general and something about his music made me not take him seriously. But...
I decided to listen to his mixtape So Far Gone for the first time and I wanted to make a thread and do a live review.
Should you care? No. It's only an experiment.
Track 1 - Lust for Life...
Our friend here is sleeping on one of today's biggest artists, but that's not the issue this thread is covering
Let's keep going as Raul decides to give the undisputed classic mixtape that So Far Gone is a chance
On the very first line, Raul shows what his last name is (Valente means the one who have courage) for and shares his will to punch Drizzy in the face
We all know that, clearly, the member in question would never even touch Drake to hurt him
Let's not talk about the other possible reasons that would make Raul touch the canadian rapper since I'm not sure that he wouldn't
Then he makes the purpuse of his thread clear
He was gonna bump So Far Gone and type his reactions and opinions for KTT members to read track-to-track
A well known format of getting attention in that forum is used by Raul, who could very well listen to SFG at home, without even mentioning it to anybody
But why if he can make it a public thing?
At least he knows no one should care about it and calls the thread a ''experiment''
He certainly likes to do such, and that makes me certain of whether he would or not touch Drake some other way than punching him
Notice that this thread, as I write this useless analysis, was posted 3 hours ago, yet his stops at track one
Which makes us wonder what happened on the first page?
Chapter 2 - The first page
In the first page, Raul gets told to listen to Comeback Season and Take Care instead, but that doesn't stop him from going to track 2 after liking the first one
He also got some 'INs' and a hurtful ''no1curr'' and even a ''ban op''
Then, ladies and gentleman, Raul showcases himself as a liar
He posts I'm an Eminem fan, yea. Never listened to a Cole project. on response to Lol don't you stan cole and post-2003 eminem?
Raul not only fails to elucidate to his fellow KTT member that he is a Em stan, period, rather than a post 2003 Em fan, he claims to have never heard a King Jermaine Cole project
I can assure you that he's heard Born Sinner, as we discussed that heavenly album on facebook
His either lying to me or KTT
Choose one
Last post on the first page says Keep us updated on your recovery
Notice the last word: Recovery
That's a great album, ain't it?
Raul doesn't agree, so fuck him and fuck you too, did you know that album got a Grammy? That's why half of you haters can't even bother me, let alone change my opinions on that masterpiece
Chapter 3 - Page 2 and 3
Raul liked track 2. The next post reads If you pee sitting down, you'll enjoy it. No word from Raul.
He also liked track 3. Two comments down, someone posted Rest in peace to OP after he or she listens to that.
No word from the so quoted OP once again. Why does he fail to confirm that he doesn't pee sitting down and is a ''he''?
I then ask you again: Would he like to touch Drake sexually? There's no more questions on that matter for me
On his journey to listen to SFG for the first time, Raul is 4/4 as he claims to have enjoyed track 4
As he gets on track 8, no one is posting on the thread anymore
Raul notices his failed attempt to go through all SFG songs and declares: thread flopped, so I'm going to a review at the end.
No review has surfaced since then
Chapter 4 - The Final Review
To be written when Raul posts his SFG first time listening thoughts
Chapter 5 - Out of the closet
To be written when Raul admits he would like to touch Drake
