What in the fuck...is in my backyard?

[Atone]

sittin here playin gta, my sister comes in saying it sounds like somebody is in the backyard, i grab my pelet gun, walk to my back portch, and i hear what THOUGHT was a duck....i wait, and it's getting louder....it aint no fucking duck quack .

it sounds like one of them baby dinosoars from jurrassic park,

the fuck kind of animal makes that weird, gargled laugh type noise?

[DetroitSkills]

tbh, a fox or bobcat,

[Atone]

Take a picture

Thats a whole different issue there, 1 i'm blind in the dark and 2, the guy we had mowing my yard for the last 4 or 5 months, apparantly, has not mowed my back yard, ihavn't been back there til i heard that noise and the grass is almost knee high, lol, so, when daylight comes i'm finding somebody with a weed wacker and cuttin it

[Eedee]

You gotta lure it out. Buy the marshmallow krispy Oreos and crush them up and sprinkle them next to the steps.

It'll come.

And when it comes, take a picture.

[slims]

you are high.

[mdemaz]

I'm in your backyard.

'Sup, faggot?

[shadyblogger]

OP, what was it?

[HotDawg]

I was backyard can confirm

[PAINKILLƎR]

RIP Atone

[cement]

it was a nigga

[Atone]

Soooo, after a shitty ass day of dealing with other issues, i finally went in my backyard to figure out the noise from last night

i was told by opthers it may be an aligator, so i was cautious, as i slowly walked around my back yard, i didn't see anything, and then, i look at my pool, ancd what do i see? a headless rotted dead cat, HANGING, from my pool cover, it wasn't an aligator, it was buzzards eating the dead cat

to make it worse, i tried to remove him, but not only is he stiff as shit, but the giant flies around his body are makiingh it worse

[Eedee]

Soooo, after a shitty ass day of dealing with other issues, i finally went in my backyard to figure out the noise from last night

i was told by opthers it may be an aligator, so i was cautious, as i slowly walked around my back yard, i didn't see anything, and then, i look at my pool, ancd what do i see? a headless rotted dead cat, HANGING, from my pool cover, it wasn't an aligator, it was buzzards eating the dead cat

to make it worse, i tried to remove him, but not only is he stiff as shit, but the giant flies around his body are makiingh it worse

thank you basedatone for this wonderful fap material.

[PAINKILLƎR]

pm sum pix

[Atone]

That's unfortunate. I wonder if it was the buzzards that initially attacked the cat?

Idk, but a few days after i got my dad to come out back with me to attempt to remove the headless cat, and it was gone, exept for some fur, so, whatever attacked it, came back to finish it off,

[mdemaz]

atone go out and fuck that damn thing man its the only action ur lazy eye riddled face is ever gonna see i hope ur mum contracts aids makes up with you and fucks you while she squirts her poop in your face while you guys watch friends on your shitty sd tv you got from ebay for 10 bucks your rapping is so gay it makes my ass look like my dick all ur gay juggalo fans are a bunch of retards ur dad never loved you because you like playing with your dick to scat porn

I mean, I love you.