Yo mama jokes

[AspirinE]

Cmon guys i luv this game

keep them coming


but stick to the task

no freeposting


YO mama is so big that SHE IS mount everest

lol
just warming up

[Sunni]

Yo mama is so fat, when she puts on high heels, she strikes oil. I have no idea why I know mama jokes.

[AspirinE]

Yo mama is so fat, when she puts on high heels, she strikes oil. I have no idea why I know mama jokes.

Yo mama is so wide that it takes 12min to walk round her

[Sunni]

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.

[AspirinE]

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mama is so dumb she dont know wat a brain is

[Sunni]

ASPIRINE, I can't help but notice that yours aren't very creative. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat on the street, people yell out 'TAXI!'.

[AspirinE]

Yo mama so fat when she walks past a windo we lose 3 days of sun light

LMAOF


Yo mama produces so much methane gas that she is a worldwide firehazard

ASPIRINE, I can't help but notice that yours aren't very creative. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat on the street, people yell out 'TAXI!'.

well I aint done this in a long time and i always makeminez up


YO mama is so big she has been named the 10 planet ofour solar system

[Sunni]

When I was in junior high, this kid in my class always told jokes. Man, what a prick. I wish I wasn't so damn smart so I can forget them.

[AspirinE]

lol their great if you made em up urself ^_^
i jus heard these ones sumplace...

Yo mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

Ur momma so ugly that she was shot by hunters

[HAYZI]

yo mama so fat evry tiime she turns round its her birthday

[Sunni]

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink.

[AspirinE]

yo mamas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world


lol i like that one =P

i was just about to post that :x (thats the only one i remembered)

Yo mamma so fat she rolled over four quarters and made it a dollar.

[AspirinE]

U r mama is so big that she was discovered by aliens form anotha planet

[Sunni]

Yo mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama is so poor, she bounces food stamps.
Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read one at a time, please.

[HAYZI]

yo mamas so old her birth certificate says expired!