What really irks you?

[Trimss]

lame-o

BTW, rich DA! is actually supportive of socialism EG

Disguy making Ethiopians be like "damn he's thirsty".

[EG.]

At the end of 2012 I posted a list on Facebook of things that needed to be kept out of 2013, in a fashion similar to Horse's huge list. I'd post it, but I rip into Eminem on several occasions and people here might get upset

do it

[slims]

People who have a lot of missing teeth
People who smell
Teen girls
People who whine a lot
People who try to be shocking/offensive just for the sake of it
That's pretty much it.

[EG.]

At the end of 2012 I posted a list on Facebook of things that needed to be kept out of 2013, in a fashion similar to Horse's huge list. I'd post it, but I rip into Eminem on several occasions and people here might get upset

do it

Okay

A list of things from 2012 I'd like to see/hear a lot less of in 2013:

· Come at me, bro (I researched the origin of the phrase, and found out it came from some tanned prick on Jersey Shore. Why am I not surprised?)
· Bang Tidy
· Oosh
· Anything else Keith Lemon says like a broken record, that I'm not aware of
· Celebrity Juice (I actually almost forgot this one and had to go back and add it.)
· Jersey Shore/Geordie Shore/Any other 'Shore' programming on MTV, I assume there's probably more
· Comb overs (They aren't cool, Donald Trump has one. Stop recycling old fashion trends, with delusions of originality; Bobby Charlton was doing it way before you.)
· Coloured Pants (I'm not talking blue and grey here. I'm talking red, green, even purple in some cases. Just stop it. Stop it now.)
· Current fashion trends in general (It's like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Dale Winton and John McCain cloned a race of fruity youngsters)
· Gangnam Style (The person who died doing the dance doesn't really have a choice in the matter.)
· BBC/ITV's Singing/Dancing competitions
· Take Me Out (I'm surprised people actually want to go out with the women they get on there. It's more like a punishment than a reward.)
· Paddy McGuinness (Peter Kay is allowed to move on into 2013. It's funny to see how desperate the fat twat is to try and regain his former glory. It's a little harder when Dave Spikey and Neil Fitzmaurice aren't writing all your shit for you, isn't it?)
· Boris Johnson (Especially his awful dancing at the Olympics)
· Olympics influenced national pride (I have nothing against it, but it was a bit too much don't you think?)
· Marilyn Monroe quotes (She was a harlot. Stop putting her on a pedestal. Why do people hate Monica Lewinsky so much, but love Monroe? All Monica did was blow Clinton, whilst good old Marilyn had full blown sex with JFK AND his brother. Lewinsky's appearance on The Tom Green Show was better than anything Monroe ever did in her career. Clinton was [and still is] a lot cooler than JFK ever was, also. He can play the saxophone and was the first black president, debate over.)
· Misquotes, especially that Eminem one people post about having enemies. Winston Churchill said it first, and he was a massive racist who had striking Welsh miners slaughtered. Stop quoting racists (and misquoting washed up rappers). You'd go mad if people starting posting Mein Kampf extracts as their status updates.
· Racism
· Luis Suarez (I haven't liked him since he robbed Ghana of a win in the 2010 World Cup)
· Instagram (If I wanted to look at life from such a perspective, I'd walk around wearing goggles filled with piss)
· Eminem (Just give it up, Marshall. You ruined Slaughterhouse, and you're ruining your own legacy. You haven't done anything people consider 'dope' in over a decade. Plus you're now older than what Benzino was when you used to rip on him for being old. That makes you old, by your standards.)
· Manny Pacquiao (Bob Arum milked you too much, Pacman. Kiss that Mayweather fight goodbye, Money's too much for you)
· Psychopaths (Mainly Americans) shooting up schools etc.
· How these shootings are addressed in the media (When a radical Muslim blows himself and other people up it's considered a terrorist attack, but when a radical Christian shoots up the place and then shoots himself it's just labelled as a shooting at face value?)

In fear of this status taking a more serious tone that eventually sparks a mass debate, I'll keep it nice and short and end it there. 2013 starts tomorrow, and as Rick James said, "enjoy yourself". Well, Dave Chappelle impersonating Rick James said that; the real Rick James said "Give me that stuff, that funk, that sweet, that funky stuff", but that's a different story for a different day.

-Hesky

Decent

[slims]

So offended by hesky's comments about Eminem. Horrible.
#stan 4 lyfe

[Devil'sAdvocate]

you dickholes dont get it, EG hates me because i have money so im just being a dick, anything but thirsty

but fine...

[Trimss]

that's not the only reason she hates you tho

[EG.]

you dickholes dont get it, EG hates me because i have money so im just being a dick, anything but thirsty

but fine...

Lmaoo

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Disguy so thirsty imma play his ribs like a xylophone.

Its also because im better than everyone but thats fact so fuck you more.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I ruined my diet today man its been such a bad day

I had a piece of cake before dinner then had half a roasted chicken to compensate. fuck me.

i havent had dinner for a week now, 1 meal a day DA!

[EG.]

More to add to my list

Clueless niggas
Arrogant dicks

(For all of the above, see DA)

[Trimss]

I ruined my diet today man its been such a bad day

I had a piece of cake before dinner then had half a roasted chicken to compensate. fuck me.

i havent had dinner for a week now, 1 meal a day DA!

You should eat 3 times a day, but eat right and exercise. Fasting will only get you that far.

[EG.]

I ruined my diet today man its been such a bad day

I had a piece of cake before dinner then had half a roasted chicken to compensate. fuck me.

i havent had dinner for a week now, 1 meal a day DA!

if one meal a day is ur idea of a diet....

[Devil'sAdvocate]

More to add to my list

Clueless niggas
Arrogant dicks

(For all of the above, see DA)

you would of made your point more authoritatively if you didnt post

Still love you baby

I've been having 1 meal a day for a while now, i wake up at 10 and have to drive to class which starts at 12, i have black coffee, no sugar no milk no nothing, i go back home on 5, i eat and thats it...

[EG.]

These boxes
Just impossible - I cannot eat anything sold in a box like that...

Maybe I should follow Horse example...

I like them lol