Official Pick up lines thread (Bigray and Pimps Get in here)

[TheVipBro]

What's the fastest or most effective line you've used.
explain what went on after or if you just asked and left
also girls tell us what they've used on you.

for me it was:
ME: 5+3?
HER: um 8
ME: Alright, do you have a number
HER: yes
ME: *handed her my phone* and left after i got the number
this was for fun though

[shadyblogger]

Wut lol

[Mr Evil]

I can't seem to get very far with women

[shadyblogger]

I can't seem to get very far with women

Check your PM brah

[TheVipBro]

I can't seem to get very far with women

Check your PM brah

Blogs mcgooch @mr evil: give me yo numbah, i'm a woman

[shadyblogger]

I can't seem to get very far with women

Check your PM brah

Blogs mcgooch @mr evil: give me yo numbah, i'm a woman

Shhh

[Mr Evil]

I can't seem to get very far with women

Check your PM brah

Blogs mcgooch @mr evil: give me yo numbah, i'm a woman

01505 057ShutYoMouffFaggot

[CanadaPure]

Aye bitch how much does the polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, also suck my dick.

[shadyblogger]

Aye bitch how much does the polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, also suck my dick.

Classic

[Chalky]

HURRY UP WRITE YOUR NUMBER DOWN BEFORE I DONT WANT IT ANYMORE

[shadyblogger]

Hey girl, wanna come back to my place, watch some porn on my 52 inch flat screen mirror?

[shadyblogger]

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes."

"I have a math test."

"What?"

"I thought we were naming things we're going to cheat on"


Legitmately used this in a club one time

That's similar to one I heard here, when she says she has a boyfriend and you tell her you have a goldfish. When she replies with "what?" you tell her, "I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter".

Lol

[shadyblogger]

Get in my car before I kill you

[Snakebeast]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van.

[shadyblogger]

Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.