I'm not the table you come and lay your cum down on

by **Rafael** » Oct 3rd, '14, 15:35

Lol true story.

A while back, I walked into this restaurant with a date of mine and the waiter sat us down and went to bring us refreshments.
It was a pretty nice place, some french family owned and operated it. It had a great atmosphere.

So anyways, after the waiter brought us drinks and left with our order, this lady in the next table began to scream and she called over the manager and it turns out there was CUM ON THE TABLE. Literal human cum. The lady got mad as fuck because she was there with her daughter or something and she made a big scene. They closed down for the day and called some sanitation department to come clean it up. The lady supposedly pressed charges and the placed was closed for a little while, but I think it reopened. My date was laughing her ass off the whole time it was great.

by **DetroitSkills** » Oct 3rd, '14, 15:36

ilu rafael but nigga dont try steal my poll shine m8 ill cut ya nek matey fuks up?

by **DetroitSkills** » Oct 3rd, '14, 15:43

dat story rt 10/10

by **Rafael** » Oct 3rd, '14, 15:48

It was a lot of it too, poor guy must have been holding it in for months.

by **EG.** » Oct 3rd, '14, 16:54

by **slims** » Oct 3rd, '14, 18:39

But what if it's yela?

by **Raul** » Oct 3rd, '14, 18:44

Melanie wrote:But what if it's yela?

by **DetroitSkills** » Oct 3rd, '14, 18:46

Raul wrote:
Melanie wrote:But what if it's yela?

by **slims** » Oct 3rd, '14, 18:52

I was only kidding, btw. No beef here.
Just making that clear.