charlie ( joke )

by **,-,'-{Bar}-',-,** » Aug 24th, '06, 13:23

3 men are in a pub and a big 6 ft 8 american walks in , he says " ill be able to beat any man here at any pub game" so the first guy walks up and askes him for a game of pool , they play pool and the american beats him the man slams his poll cue down and says " just wait charlie will have you"

another man walks up to him " ill have you a game of darts" so they play darts and the american wins again , the man slams his darts down on the table and shouts " just you wait charlie ill have you"

the 3rd man walks up an says " ill have you a game of domino's " so they play domino's and the american wins AGAIN , the man smashed his dominos to the floor " just you wait charlie will have you oh yeh chalrie ill have you"

so an hour later and the american is gloating at the bar next thing , the doors to the pub bust open and by god there stand a 7 ft beast of a man , the 3 men whom the american had beat shout " there charlie gonni have you now boy"

charlie walks up to the american and takes a 20 pence peice out his pocket he balances it on his right foot , flicks it up hits it of his right knee , right elbow , right shoulder , head , left shoulder left elbow left knee balances it on the left foot kicks it up in the air pulls his trousers down and catches it in arse crack...

so the amrican takes the 20 pence peice put it on his right foot hits flicks it up and as charlie did right knee right elbow right shoulder head elft shoulder left elboe left knee and balances it on his left foot...the american kicks the coin into the air pulls down his trousers bends over....and charlie haves him...