bigray wrote:StayWideAwake wrote:Blogs McGooch wrote:I don't see the choppiness
That's because you're doing it wrong. Let me show you how.
Print this out, and tape it to your forehead.
Then, while you're listening make sure you stay perfectly focused on how much you desire everything that isn't in what you're hearing. This might make you laugh, but make sure you don't have too much fun or you'll fuck it up and have to do it again. You can practice by doing things like: Eat a piece of milk chocolate, and as you begin chewing, say "Ugh. I wish this was dark chocolate." Grab a can of coke, and right as it enters your mouth, spit that shit out on the nearest happy person and tell them about how you wish you had Pepsi.
Wow lololol so funny.
Im Fucking dead lol.