*you hear a Nextel and everyone around you checks their phone.
*you will fight someone just because they L0OK at you the wrong way and you will make sure everyone one of your friends helps you.
*Most of your friends pronounce park as "the pawk"
*Everything that ends with an 'ER' really ends with an 'A' to you.
*You say "LIKE" before every word, even when your not explaining something.
*You say FUCK between every syllable.
*You cross the street at any time whether the light is green or red.
*You jaywalk to get to the end of the other block faster.
*Walking on the side of the street is not dangerous to you.
*You hang out on corners, and its normal.
*You hang out on your front stoop.
*You go to a deli at least once a day and you know at least one of the people's names that work there.
*You go to rye playland once a year.
*Going to the Bronx Zoo isn't a big deal to you.
*You remember the FIRST street you were allowed to cross yourself.
*You only know what *stars* look like when you go upstate.
*You have at least 2 friends named Mike or Joey.
*You know that Riverdale is really the Bronx.
*You've owned a cell phone since you were 13, or even 12, 11.
*Since you own a Nextel you think it's a big deal when a person
actually calls you on the cell phone.
*You know the main block that everyone hangs out on in every different neighborhood.
*When you were 7 there was 3 houses on a block, now there's a whole renting estate with pink brick.
* When you were younger and someone road you on their bike on their pegs as transportation to really get somewhere.
*You are talking to someone and you ask if they are online so you can just talk to them that way.
*There is a park in walking distance of your house.
*You have a favorite pizzeria that youve gone to your whole life.
*You know what a bodega is.
*You will take a cab, train, or bus just to hang out with your friends.
*You admire those who have property, an actual front and backyard.
*You love Indian Village and Pelham Gardens because they have the most trees out of most neighborhoods in the Bronx.
*you have friends from Westchester.
*You know what a one day fight is.
*You've went sledding in Pelham Bay Park or at the steepest hill shaped block.
*You love Italian ices in the summer.
*You call your mother maaa.
*You go to the diner, a lot and you get the same thing every time.
*Youve ran through the water of a fire hydrant before.
*You love to say where your from because its the only borough with "THE" in front of it!
*Well we all know the Bronx is the best borough to live in...might as well be proud of it.
LMAO
MOST OF THiiS iiS SOOO TRU 
