Tournament Round 2: Fordie Vs Emineminem

[HAYZI]

16 Lines ONLY! No More No Less

1 Verse Each

No Flip/Feed (so whoever goes first isnt at a disadvantage)

First To 4 Votes

Lets Go!

[4D]

O.k Faggit Ass ain`t gonna SPIT HIS VERSE FIRST//
CHICKEN NERD`S CURSED like he`s in "FINAL DESTINATION"//
My VITAL RECLAMATION of the throne is TOO INEVITABLE//
MY COOL, INCREDIBLE texts I sex like you DO VEGETABLES//
YOU TEXT EDIBLE rhymes, print those SHITS ON EATIN PAPER//
DA THICKEST BEEF I CATER For any faggit who wants to MEET DA MAKER//
PRICK, I SEEN YA CAPER with Evil_Genius, his RHYME KILLED YOU//
I FLOW like da NILE YO, while you drop LIKE MILDEW//
FIND SKILLS FOOL, before you embarrass yourself AGAINST ME//
Call YOURSELF AN NETCEE, I see how you pronounce EMINEM SEE//
Emineminem? Geek Stutterin, stammerin, gettin PUMMELED N HAMMERED//
I`M UPPIN THA STANDARD from weak to UNSTOPPABALE//
Freak I`M ON OPTIMAL, so fuck off, there`s no vaccine that can CUM STOP DA ILL//
NONE TOP DA SPILL of Fordie, I spit LIKE MOST VOLCANOES//
My pyroclaustic flow`ll scorch ur dire spastic prose LIKE ROAST POTATOES//
MY POST TORNADOES, Storm warnin!! You`ve just been hit BY FORDE YA-GAY-HO!!!//

O.k, that`s my verse. Let`s see what emineminem`s got for me!!


Hayzi, we don`t need to be too strict, but, don`t ya think there should be some sorta time limit?

P.s Any feedback on my verse would be appreciated people!

[HAYZI]

if there was a timelimit the tourney wouldnt work people have got jobs and evil genius and g killa are havin trouble gettin to computers

nice verse by the way, i noticed youve stepped it up since readin my shit

[4D]

if there was a timelimit the tourney wouldnt work people have got jobs and evil genius and g killa are havin trouble gettin to computers

nice verse by the way, i noticed youve stepped it up since readin my shit

I know it`s not easy and people don`t have the time to write rhymes every day, fuck, i know i don`t. But, gotta have some sorta guidelines (5 days or somethin`), otherwise this tournament will never end.

P.s thanks for the props, but, "readin your shit"?
All that you`ve learnt readin my rhymes and you say that?
P.s I`ve got a Tutorial i`m gonna post on this site now, might help some of the beginers, might even help you man

[HAYZI]

haha you joker! im all self taught, we'll see what happens in the final

[4D]

Confident?

Well, i`ll be there!

[dgentz]

that was dirty dude. i liked it a lot.

[emememinem]

yo before i start i gotta pray for a miracle...
im prayin that my lyrics will, cause physical damage with every syllable...
coz prayers is the only thing i got thats gotta help me win...
i feel as though im versin a king, and should just give in...
it'd be a sin to diss one of the best on tr...
id feel better dissin someones grandma...
tellin her to get a bra, so that her tits stop knockin on each one of her calfs...
shit, only up to the eighth fuckin line...
im just past half way and got another 7 things to rhyme...
doin shit is this dislexic me making...
ive already thrown in the towel, i aint fakin...
well done fodie, progress to round three...
now see, how lonely, youve made me...
ill sit back with all the other losers homy...
later fellas... i give 4 votes to him...
fuck tits shit ass rin-a-tin-tin....


hows that for a fuckin kick ass battle huh..... haha

[4D]

Awesome little rhyme Man, thanks!!

[emememinem]

your rhymes are way too tight for me bro... good luck in round 3

[j_shady]

my vote is for Fordie, but emememinem's line w/ grandma tits was hella funny..good shit to both of yall

[dgentz]

fordie
just too good haha