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Postby Tomega » Oct 7th, '05, 14:36

bed fat whaaat? they dont rhyme? that's new for me bro..
is there an american or englishman who can give his opinion?

no offence aspirine but i dont believe it doesnt rhyme
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Postby AspirinE » Oct 7th, '05, 14:41

Tomega wrote:bed fat whaaat? they dont rhyme? that's new for me bro..
is there an american or englishman who can give his opinion?

no offence aspirine but i dont believe it doesnt rhyme



waits for others to speak on it and *rolls eyes*
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Postby Tomega » Oct 7th, '05, 14:43

hahaha liked your "yo momma" bout me, yeah and lets wait till some1 knows it..
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Postby Darjan333 » Oct 7th, '05, 14:55

I dont know about bed fat thing....But
Yo momma is so skinny I cant see her when she is walking by my side!
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Yo momma is so fat I can see her from the Mars!
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Postby HAYZI » Oct 7th, '05, 21:01

fat and bed do not rhyme btw

haha it makes me laugh tho imaginin a dutch person sayin them rhymin :lol:
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Postby $0 R3@L » Oct 10th, '05, 17:19

yo momma is so old, when she farts dust comes out.

yo momma is so old she owes jesus a fiver

yo momma is so fat you have to rub her down wit oil to fit her in the bath
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Postby AspirinE » Oct 10th, '05, 17:22

DARJAN333 wrote:I dont know about bed fat thing....But
Yo momma is so skinny I cant see her when she is walking by my side!
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Yo momma is so fat I can see her from the Mars!


Darjan is stupid he thinks he lives on Mars

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Postby Darjan333 » Oct 10th, '05, 18:07

I know that joke is on me-but it is funny though!
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Postby walend » Oct 16th, '05, 15:29

your mamma is so fat if she swims in the ocean, scientist think albino wales treuly excist
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Postby AspirinE » Oct 16th, '05, 15:32

Yo mama is SO fat that D12 Fans often mistake her for Bizzare
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Postby walend » Oct 16th, '05, 18:23

ASPIRINE wrote:Yo mama is SO fat that D12 Fans often mistake her for Bizzare


Haha that was a good one !

your mamma is so fat that shee must pee in your hands cause the toilet can't hold her
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Postby AspirinE » Oct 16th, '05, 18:46

walend wrote:
ASPIRINE wrote:Yo mama is SO fat that D12 Fans often mistake her for Bizzare


Haha that was a good one !

your mamma is so fat that shee must pee in your hands cause the toilet can't hold her


Yo mama is so fat that when she went to antarctica she got raped by a walruss(forgot how to spell it)
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Postby walend » Oct 16th, '05, 22:43

your mama is so fat that she thinks that walruss (forget how to spell it) is a mouse
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Postby 555555 » Oct 18th, '05, 02:51

Yo mama is soo stupid she told yo mama jokes to her kids
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Postby WestCoast_G » Oct 22nd, '05, 22:42

Yo momma is so fat she could have starred in the movie E.T. but when she rode the bike over the moon she made an eclipse.
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