Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries-its funny

[sweet_angel200629]

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in
front him.

He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were
dating,

and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.

"Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my
car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair >beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in
my face and said,

"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20
years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have
gotten out today!"

[ShadyxOne]

hahaha cold.

[DC4952]

that was funny

[invasions]

Nice. The wife probably felt like shit.

[SenatorN]

hilarious.

[Kez]

<Insert Bitchslap and divorce>

[Mr. Cookie]

hahahahaha

[Inches]

<Insert Bitchslap and divorce>

<then make-up sex on tape>

[lenaespiritodefogo]

lol propz on the post, really funny

[rhiannon]

lmao..funny

[C-Game]

Lol :d