:)

[Shady727]

Please dont be offened this was told to me and I laughed so I thought some of you would.

I will come back later and post the correct answer. For now give it a shot.
Answer this question:
How do 4 gay guys sit on 1 bar stool?

[stevethetruth]

they give head to eachother

[Ethos]

i dont know. they use their pi-stool pi-stool?

[xsibleyx03]

Please dont be offened this was told to me and I laughed so I thought some of you would.

I will come back later and post the correct answer. For now give it a shot.
Answer this question:
How do 4 gay guys sit on 1 bar stool?

they flip it upside down

[Shady727]

Please dont be offened this was told to me and I laughed so I thought some of you would.

I will come back later and post the correct answer. For now give it a shot.
Answer this question:
How do 4 gay guys sit on 1 bar stool?

they flip it upside down

We have a correct answer well that didnt take long. Guess u have heard it b4. Heres a thing i have heard also.

A blind man walks by a fish market and says "Well helloooo ladies!"

[Ethos]

A blind man walks by a fish market and says "Well helloooo ladies!"

WTF?? i dont get it.

[xsibleyx03]

Please dont be offened this was told to me and I laughed so I thought some of you would.

I will come back later and post the correct answer. For now give it a shot.
Answer this question:
How do 4 gay guys sit on 1 bar stool?

they flip it upside down

We have a correct answer well that didnt take long. Guess u have heard it b4. Heres a thing i have heard also.

A blind man walks by a fish market and says "Well helloooo ladies!"

HAHAHA
guy breaks outta prison after a 12 year sentence breaks into a couples house and locks them in a bathroom
the guy says to his wife now this guys unstable and probably in the mood,,, just do what he says etc and you wont get hurt
the escapee grabs the wife and takes her out and when she comes back tells her husband
"im glad you said that because its you that he wants"

[Ethos]

Please dont be offened this was told to me and I laughed so I thought some of you would.

I will come back later and post the correct answer. For now give it a shot.
Answer this question:
How do 4 gay guys sit on 1 bar stool?

they flip it upside down

We have a correct answer well that didnt take long. Guess u have heard it b4. Heres a thing i have heard also.

A blind man walks by a fish market and says "Well helloooo ladies!"

HAHAHA
guy breaks outta prison after a 12 year sentence breaks into a couples house and locks them in a bathroom
the guy says to his wife now this guys unstable and probably in the mood,,, just do what he says etc and you wont get hurt
the escapee grabs the wife and takes her out and when she comes back tells her husband
"im glad you said that because its you that he wants"

rotflol

[xsibleyx03]

come on lets keep this one goin

[Shady727]

guy breaks outta prison after a 12 year sentence breaks into a couples house and locks them in a bathroom
the guy says to his wife now this guys unstable and probably in the mood,,, just do what he says etc and you wont get hurt
the escapee grabs the wife and takes her out and when she comes back tells her husband
"im glad you said that because its you that he wants"

Heres that whole joke:

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any VASELINE. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

[xsibleyx03]

guy breaks outta prison after a 12 year sentence breaks into a couples house and locks them in a bathroom
the guy says to his wife now this guys unstable and probably in the mood,,, just do what he says etc and you wont get hurt
the escapee grabs the wife and takes her out and when she comes back tells her husband
"im glad you said that because its you that he wants"

Heres that whole joke:

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any VASELINE. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

haha havent seen it in a long time so i was wingin the thing still good though

[Shady727]

Another 1 that I liked.

HOW MEN STARTED WEARING EARRINGS

A man was at work one day when he noticed his co-worker was
wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to normally be a
conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in
"fashion sense".

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into
earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies
sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity
prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

[Shady727]

Sorry this is another 1 that I liked. Just trying to share the joy lol.

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did
Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light
on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there,
Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

[xsibleyx03]

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

[NoLimitWordz]

Please dont be offened this was told to me and I laughed so I thought some of you would.

I will come back later and post the correct answer. For now give it a shot.
Answer this question:
How do 4 gay guys sit on 1 bar stool?

they flip it upside down

We have a correct answer well that didnt take long. Guess u have heard it b4. Heres a thing i have heard also.

A blind man walks by a fish market and says "Well helloooo ladies!"

HAHAHA
guy breaks outta prison after a 12 year sentence breaks into a couples house and locks them in a bathroom
the guy says to his wife now this guys unstable and probably in the mood,,, just do what he says etc and you wont get hurt
the escapee grabs the wife and takes her out and when she comes back tells her husband
"im glad you said that because its you that he wants"

lmao i heard that one before and yet its still funny