
He laid her on the table, so white & so bare.
His forehead wet with breads of sweat, he rubbed here & there.
he touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh.
the slit was wet & all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
the hole was wide.
he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
he fubbed his hand & stretched his arms & then stuffed the turkey.
another mad thing
how do you know santa's a man?
coz he turns up late, eats your food , drinks your booze,
empty's his sack, only comes once , then fucks off before u wake up
obv that one is a girls point of view lol