How Rap Began

[JokerJon]

This is my joke song / poem called ''how rap began'' or ''cock in the doe'' lmao, started off as me and mate - Jonah - was writing stupid little rymes to each other over msn - example of one:

there was a cheese dic from surry who once spunked into sum curry, he ate the food, pulled out sum lube and spunked on the plate with no worry

lmfao, no sense to em anyway I recorded one of my longer ones as a rap type poem.. and added some little things lmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX30alWh27o

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there's bizzare ( from D12 ) funny


but...thats just sick...for the fact there aint a beat and it sounds like your telling the story at a nursery...but whatever floats your boat homie

[JokerJon]

lmao its not like a proper rap obviously because i'm basically talking as if a nursery story its like a fucked up poem for the sake of it, and dont say homie, your from scotland you cock lmao.

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lmao its not a rap its like a fucked up poem for the sake of it, and dont say homie, your from scotland you cock lmao.

and yet again i get let off with the arseholes.....ok

This is my joke song / poem called ''how rap began''

longer ones as a rap type poem

see RAP type poem not just a poem

yes im from scotland and im a cock HA.....HA......uh....HA

your goni be famous wth them jokes really...watch out jim carrey coming through

[JokerJon]

lol, poorly sarcastic and a wannabie american ...would hate to be you.

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lol, poorly sarcastic and a wannabie american ...would hate to be you.

yeh i wanne be american you summed all that up form readin 2 posts by me...oh well let me think......

im straight up gangsta yo im reppin da NYC and fuck ya'll busta crews coz im american DUDE!! << now thats wanting to be american

and beileive me youd love to be me coz i can right ryhmes without talking about rotting cocks and the sick shit in the 20 seconds i listened to that pish...failed attempt to be funny...advice dont quit your day job...unless you work with young children then please do quit coz you got one fucked up mind

peace im to lazy to argue on a forum...to much typing

[JokerJon]

No you moron i've been a member here for months, this is just a new username and I normally write serious rymes and can do and better than you because I can achieve good wordplay without trying to sound hard, the evidence from you being a wannabe american are clear:

''Peace'' and ''Hommie''

is all that is needed to see that. You've been conditioned from watching american rap videos and you cant even see that lmao, fucking human waste.
It wasnt meant to be ''funny'' like hilarious just an essense of scatological with sick, for the sake of it, my sense of humor is nothing like that, my fave comedian is Ricky Gervais and I love his comedy the most
cringeworthy, clever and created via circumstance so dont comment on me when you don't even know me you stupid cunt.

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No you moron i've been a member here for months, this is just a new username and I normally write serious rymes and can do and better than you because I can achieve good wordplay without trying to sound hard, the evidence from you being a wannabe american are clear:

''Peace'' and ''Hommie''

is all that is needed to see that. You've been conditioned from watching american rap videos and you cant even see that lmao, fucking human waste.
It wasnt meant to be ''funny'' like hilarious just an essense of scatological with sick, for the sake of it, my sense of humor is nothing like that, my fave comedian is Ricky Gervais and I love his comedy the most
cringeworthy, clever and created via circumstance so dont comment on me when you don't even know me you stupid cunt.

smashing you gonni get banned now ( no homo )

[JokerJon]

no problem, just go back on my old username.

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no problem, just go back on my old username.

yeh coz the mods are that thick

[JokerJon]

yeh, only thing they can establish from my posts which would help are my IP, they can check me out in the admin and see what email adress I used etc but that won't help, and banning my IP won't either because It's called proxy. Also I doubt they'll even ban me just because you want them to.

[D@vid]

aren't all u horrible rapping foreigners that sound like pussies with ur horrible pussy accents trying to be American. u all r rapping, which was born in NYC.so i suggest u all just stfu.

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yeh, only thing they can establish from my posts which would help are my IP, they can check me out in the admin and see what email adress I used etc but that won't help, and banning my IP won't either because It's called proxy. Also I doubt they'll even ban me just because you want them to.

nah coz multiple accounts is against the rules

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aren't all u horrible rapping foreigners that sound like pussies with ur horrible pussy accents trying to be American. u all r rapping, which was born in NYC.so i suggest u all just stfu.

your a real prik sometimes....other times your sound....like when you sayed about text battling being gay.....then you joined the tournament....now you form detroit on a eminem forum...sayed if you int from NYC your a wannebe..

[JokerJon]

O well, still surf via proxy LMAO like I care anyway, this forum is full of complete wannabies, especially that cock up there who thinks just because he's from detroit he's ruff, ruff my ass spending your lives on forums lmao OOOO NOO I'M GNA GET BAN, sad fuckers.