lifes questions

by **$0 R3@L** » Jan 22nd, '07, 04:14

i found these funny....giv em a quick read lol

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Is it possible to brush your teeth without shakin your arse?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in Francejust called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of window?

by **$0 R3@L** » Jan 22nd, '07, 04:20

more

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

by **D@vid** » Jan 22nd, '07, 04:21

$0 R3@L wrote:more

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

by **BaZZ** » Jan 22nd, '07, 05:12

bestestever202005 wrote:
$0 R3@L wrote:more

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

by **KeeLo** » Jan 22nd, '07, 10:56

classic

by **,-,'-{Bar}-',-,** » Jan 22nd, '07, 12:32

i seen the questions before but they still get me :laughing:

and the boob size i aways wondered that :laughing:

by **Infliction** » Jan 22nd, '07, 18:43

lololol props on these

by **sinemm** » Jan 22nd, '07, 19:03

by **pawel** » Jan 22nd, '07, 20:39

haha

great stuff. some where from Brainiac isn't it?

by **C-Game** » Jan 22nd, '07, 21:12

$0 R3@L wrote:more

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

lol da best
gonna use it on some girls 2mo

ha ha

by **TiFFany08** » Jan 23rd, '07, 02:33

some i wonder hmm propz for posting

by **Sophie** » Jan 24th, '07, 21:41

propz 4 posting..

& btw i can put my mascara on with my mouth closed lol

by **pawel** » Jan 24th, '07, 22:10

shadysbabi wrote:propz 4 posting..

& btw i can put my mascara on with my mouth closed lol

film it and prove it :laughing:

and I can brush my teeth without shaking my arse

I won't film it though lol

by ***MIRANDA*** » Jan 24th, '07, 22:36

C-Game wrote:
$0 R3@L wrote:more

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

lol da best
gonna use it on some girls 2mo
ha ha

you are gonna get bitch-slapped :smoking:

shadysbabi wrote:
& btw i can put my mascara on with my mouth closed lol

me 2

by **Sophie** » Jan 24th, '07, 22:46

pawel wrote:
shadysbabi wrote:propz 4 posting..

& btw i can put my mascara on with my mouth closed lol

film it and prove it
and I can brush my teeth without shaking my arse I won't film it though lol

lmao no..please dont...hahaha..ok..ill film it & prove it then :8)

its really not that difficult 2 do it...idk if i can brush my teeth without shaking my ass :unsure:

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