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Blond Execution

Postby TRshady » Jan 16th, '05, 13:39

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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Postby bLuEsHiFt » Jan 16th, '05, 13:45

^LOL .. good one
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Postby em's addicted » Jan 16th, '05, 13:49

:lol:
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Postby $hady Boy » Jan 16th, '05, 14:20

lol haha, that one really did make me laugh :D
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Postby Ove kr. » Jan 16th, '05, 14:42

:lol: lol. funny.
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Postby tillZ dogg » Jan 16th, '05, 19:31

hahaha. yes yes very funny
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Postby Showgirl » Jan 16th, '05, 19:42

ROFL
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Postby Jesse » Jan 18th, '05, 02:19

LOL
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Postby tkvloveangel » Mar 12th, '05, 00:58

:lol: That was a great blond joke...lol.
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Postby yoshi » Mar 12th, '05, 13:23

hahah, nice one :lol:
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Chet wrote:Fuck House. If I wanted to watch a sarcastic person in the medical field, I would stalk Yoshi :8)
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Postby T & T » Mar 30th, '05, 05:47

hahahaha thats good
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Postby boy » May 15th, '05, 01:13

lol
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Postby Christina » May 19th, '05, 11:42

that was good :D:D lol
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Postby faint of hearts » Jun 10th, '05, 21:14

lmao classic
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Postby Mr Music » Jul 8th, '05, 03:18

mad classic haha
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