One upon a time there was a beautiful hippopotomus, and he ate some chocolate pudding. this chohclate pudding turned him into super hippo, he hippo with the power of flying, heat vision, and also, shoot a laser beam from his penis. One day, the old evil windows 95 came along, and said to super hippo "you put down that ear of corn, or i shall be froced to thrash you with my stem!' super hippo was not frightened, he merely said "....smh" so windows 95 said to the hippo, "im goin to take over this puny little earth, and just you watch!" but then, a miracle happened, the cacoon broke, and a beauitful crunch bar was born.
there ya go children, thats the story of mean old mr windows 95, and super hippo. ( i made this up as i went)