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Re: 20 Things you can only say to a girl that you bought

Postby *MIRANDA* » Feb 24th, '07, 19:35

McMaybe wrote:2 - you stink bitch, take a shower, then suck my dick
13 - suck my dick now, or il stranggle you


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Postby Sophie » Feb 24th, '07, 20:46

So...it all comes down to sucking dicks huh :-k
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Postby AspirinE » Feb 24th, '07, 20:50

Sophie wrote:So...it all comes down to sucking dicks huh :-k



bingo. Men survive, evolve, kill, pump muscle and bully retarded kids.... all for blowjobs.



and lol @ maybe. :laughing:
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Postby *MIRANDA* » Feb 24th, '07, 21:02

AspirinE wrote:bingo. Men survive, evolve, kill, pump muscle and bully retarded kids.... all for blowjobs.


wow men are such simple creatures :laughing:
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Postby AspirinE » Feb 24th, '07, 21:06

*MIRANDA* wrote:
AspirinE wrote:bingo. Men survive, evolve, kill, pump muscle and bully retarded kids.... all for blowjobs.


wow men are such simple creatures :laughing:



so are women.


Womens goal is not to be inseminated, so they raze expectations, devote themselves to virginity, treat sex like a once in a lifetime ritual, have abortions.
etc.. (ofcourse the invention of the condom, let them exploid the situation) ... causing men, to rape, plunder and burn villages, go on killing sprees etc.


nature at work .
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Postby D@vid » Feb 24th, '07, 21:11

what ever happened to asking nicely?
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Postby AspirinE » Feb 24th, '07, 21:14

bestestever202005 wrote:asking nicely?


a what?
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Postby D@vid » Feb 24th, '07, 21:17

AspirinE wrote:
bestestever202005 wrote:asking nicely?


a what?



give them some liquor then say could you please suck my dick. it always works for me. :unsure: :8) :laughing:
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Postby AspirinE » Feb 24th, '07, 21:19

bestestever202005 wrote:
AspirinE wrote:
bestestever202005 wrote:asking nicely?


a what?



give them some liquor then say could you please suck my dick. it always works for me. :unsure: :8) :laughing:



if u give em enough liquor, u dont have to say nothing.
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Postby D@vid » Feb 24th, '07, 21:21

AspirinE wrote:if u give em enough liquor, u dont have to say nothing.



thats a good point, but then they just lay there lazily and that makes it harder to have fun. it makes you work more for it, when they should be working and you relaxing
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Postby AspirinE » Feb 24th, '07, 21:35

bestestever202005 wrote:
AspirinE wrote:if u give em enough liquor, u dont have to say nothing.



thats a good point, but then they just lay there lazily and that makes it harder to have fun. it makes you work more for it, when they should be working and you relaxing



saying pleaze to a woman, iz compromizing ur domination over their sex, if u can resort to threatning her, it could make her even more enthusiastic.

Although most males, learnt to pay for the pleasure with dinners, shoes, clothes and fake attention. lol.
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Postby Lil Pimp Tell 'Em » Feb 24th, '07, 21:48

:laughing: !!!!!!!
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Postby Curious » Feb 24th, '07, 23:12

bestestever202005 wrote:
AspirinE wrote:if u give em enough liquor, u dont have to say nothing.



thats a good point, but then they just lay there lazily and that makes it harder to have fun. it makes you work more for it, when they should be working and you relaxing


if u give em more than enough u won't get any at all - it must really suck 2 be a guy (no pun intended ) :whistle:
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Postby D@vid » Feb 24th, '07, 23:15

Curious wrote:
bestestever202005 wrote:
AspirinE wrote:if u give em enough liquor, u dont have to say nothing.



thats a good point, but then they just lay there lazily and that makes it harder to have fun. it makes you work more for it, when they should be working and you relaxing


if u give em more than enough u won't get any at all - it must really suck 2 be a guy (no pun intended ) :whistle:



no, it doesn't suck cuz we almost always get pleasure from sex. not all girls get to orgasm, so i think its way better to be a guy. and i never give them more than enough....thats why u don't let them drink fast. just slow and steady :shifty:
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Postby *MIRANDA* » Feb 25th, '07, 01:14

bestestever202005 wrote:and i never give them more than enough....thats why u don't let them drink fast. just slow and steady :shifty:


u sound like a pro :shifty: :laughing:
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