20 Things you can only say to a girl that you bought

by **LISA** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:07

my lordy, my lordy!!!!that ...was about what i guess i was expecting from this this ...thing oyvay

by ***MIRANDA*** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:08

ow reallllllly ?! :shifty:

im not taking advantage of u *cough..."yet" ...ahum...*

im just locking the door cause its a bad neighbourhood thats all :whistle:

i swear

i see yo glass is half-empty want me to fill it up ?! :smoking:

by **D@vid** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:11

*MIRANDA* wrote:ow reallllllly ?!

im not taking advantage of u *cough..."yet" ...ahum...*

im just locking the door cause its a bad neighbourhood thats all
i swear

i see yo glass is half-empty want me to fill it up ?!

sure, fill it to the top, and why not chug this while ur doing that :shifty:

by ***MIRANDA*** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:15

bestestever202005 wrote:
*MIRANDA* wrote:ow reallllllly ?!

im not taking advantage of u *cough..."yet" ...ahum...*

im just locking the door cause its a bad neighbourhood thats all
i swear

i see yo glass is half-empty want me to fill it up ?!

sure, fill it to the top, and why not chug this while ur doing that

i dont know what that is
the only thing i know is i see 3 of them :laughing:

by **D@vid** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:16

i see two headlights and a beaver, wtf is up with that? oh well, i guess i'll just eat the beaver, and warm my hands on the headlights

by ***MIRANDA*** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:21

bestestever202005 wrote:i see two headlights and a beaver, wtf is up with that? oh well, i guess i'll just eat the beaver, and warm my hands on the headlights

*sees the door is open*......

*runs outside*......

god damnit ... dont stand in the middle of the road you might get runover
and why the fuck are you eating roadkill

you had way too much too drink

come on lets go back too my place ill take care of you :shifty:

by **D@vid** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:23

*MIRANDA* wrote:
bestestever202005 wrote:i see two headlights and a beaver, wtf is up with that? oh well, i guess i'll just eat the beaver, and warm my hands on the headlights

*sees the door is open*......

*runs outside*......

god damnit ... dont stand in the middle of the road you might get runover
and why the fuck are you eating roadkill

you had way too much too drink

come on lets go back too my place ill take care of you

its just that acid i gave u. we've been in ur room the whole time. now lay there while i eat this beaver and warm my hands on ur, i mean the headlights

by ***MIRANDA*** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:27

bestestever202005 wrote:
*MIRANDA* wrote:
bestestever202005 wrote:i see two headlights and a beaver, wtf is up with that? oh well, i guess i'll just eat the beaver, and warm my hands on the headlights

*sees the door is open*......

*runs outside*......

god damnit ... dont stand in the middle of the road you might get runover
and why the fuck are you eating roadkill

you had way too much too drink

come on lets go back too my place ill take care of you

its just that acid i gave u. we've been in ur room the whole time. now lay there while i eat this beaver and warm my hands on ur, i mean the headlights

where...what...who... ?!
heay i know you what are you doing here ?!.... *falls asleep*

by **D@vid** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:29

i knew u wanted me to eat the beaver :shifty:

by ***MIRANDA*** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:33

bestestever202005 wrote:i knew u wanted me to eat the beaver

LMAO

no i didn't
ill just change the story

*wakes up*

*bitchslapps bestest*

i can't belive you gave me acid after i was soo nice too you and gave you free drinks smh

by **D@vid** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:34

*knocks her out rapes her and leaves

by ***MIRANDA*** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:38

bestestever202005 wrote:*knocks her out rapes her and leaves

ooooooowh thats not very nice

call me

by **D@vid** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:39

*MIRANDA* wrote:call me

by ***MIRANDA*** » Feb 25th, '07, 02:48

McMaybe wrote:i can officaly say, miranda is the funniest chick here

LMAO

why thank you :smoking:

ill hook you up with an autograph

by **Flamez** » Feb 25th, '07, 16:52

lmaoo

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