* Are You A Sex God/Goddes? *

[AspirinE]

JESUS a.k.a Holy Spirit a.k.a GOD the FATHER, God of all man.

Glory to all female beings that encounter you, for you can spontaneously spark an orgasm in woman, even before contact. Omni-present and far reaching, time is of no essence to you, being able to go on before life started and finished, gives you an infinite capacity to satisfy and wear out the opposite sex. "Raw, no foreplay" is your motto, if a god such as you desires foreplay, you'll get it after, as sacrifice and praise for effortless blessings you give. Default divinity you posses, 2040 years ago you let place your own seed in a virgin which gave birth to yourself(yes its possible), such an outstanding achievement gave you high ranking reputation as "Man of all Men". This rank excites and stimulates your sexual 'victims', blessing them with a sense of adventure and admiration in the sexual process. "Go forth and multiply": said you, in your best selling book - "the bible", noting that you where in fact the originator of the sexual tradition, thus none shall doubt your supermacy on the subject .... ever.


note: my internet penis is this big.
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Edit: the illustrated penis is not the actual size, it is depicted in accurate proportions on scale of 1:100 cm

[Flamez]

lmao asp i should be that one lol j/p btw


my internet penis is bigger

lol j/p

[*MIRANDA*]

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,

a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim,here lies a goddess!


LMAO

[Miss Dre]

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace.

[$0 R3@L]

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,

a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim,here lies a goddess!


LMAO

pretty much sums you up,i speak from experience

















*runs to closet doin e.t crip walk*

[*MIRANDA*]

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,

a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim,here lies a goddess!


LMAO

pretty much sums you up,i speak from experience

















*runs to closet doin e.t crip walk*

LMFAO !!!

its a crip walk now huh ?! i luv it when you act all gangsta
now wobble that ass G !!!

[$0 R3@L]

only way babe,only way

[AspirinE]

wtf is that?

[*MIRANDA*]

only way babe,only way

owwwwwww great now everytime i think of you i get that picture in ma head

[*MIRANDA*]

wtf is that?

thats aron ma sex-slave

dont you think hes goodlooking ?!

[$0 R3@L]

wtf is that?

thats aron ma sex-slave

dont you think hes goodlooking ?!

asp dont judge me on that picture...i didnt have my lipstick on and my cap so my head looks flat -_-

i still look mad gangster
















*runs back to closet*

[AspirinE]

wtf is that?

thats aron ma sex-slave

dont you think hes goodlooking ?!

no homo...

i wouldnt hit a female version of that thing.. ever.


id stick it to a female polar bear though. (umm just saying.. )

[*MIRANDA*]

wtf is that?

thats aron ma sex-slave

dont you think hes goodlooking ?!

no homo...

i wouldnt hit a female version of that thing.. ever.


id stick it to a female polar bear though. (umm just saying.. )

ahw a bear my kinda guy

[AspirinE]

lol, hell yeah.

[*MIRANDA*]

asp dont judge me on that picture...i didnt have my lipstick on and my cap so my head looks flat -_-

i still look mad gangster

owh man you killing me