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Sex While Pregnant

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Sex While Pregnant

Postby notoriouS-K-M » Mar 5th, '07, 19:11

For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.

During the first trimester, you do it regular style. During the second trimester, you do it doggie style.

During the last trimester, you do it wolf style. "What the heck is wolf style?" you ask. That's when you sit by the hole and howl!
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Postby sinemm » Mar 5th, '07, 20:05

:zipped: :zipped: :zipped: runs*
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Postby pawel » Mar 5th, '07, 20:07

sinemm wrote::zipped: :zipped: :zipped: runs*

word. these jokes are getting a little too lame...
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Postby aiden669 » Mar 5th, '07, 21:24

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