Kojack Once

by **D@vid** » Apr 21st, '07, 03:42

kojack once fucked a dog for fun. he got no sexual pleasure for it, he just thought it was fun

by **Nu Syd** » Apr 21st, '07, 05:09

LOL @ this thread

Kojak once was trying to eat a tic tac,part of hes get slim diet,then people at the beach told him to put free wiley down at once

by **Hadez** » Apr 21st, '07, 05:34

Tash8 wrote:Kojack once became so fat, that we got his picture and everyone got a laugh.

Kojack once laughed at that sorry statement :unsure:

by **AspirinE** » Apr 21st, '07, 08:34

Kojack was the third secret superpower during the Cold War, the only reason the Cuban Crisis didnt escalate to Nuclear Holocaust proportions is because Kojack feared for the destruction of the burger food chains in America, he personally visited John F Kennedy and Nikita Khrushchev to threaten them not start the nonsense.

by **Shads** » Apr 21st, '07, 11:29

AspirinE wrote:Kojack was the third secret superpower during the Cold War, the only reason the Cuban Crisis didnt escalate to Nuclear Holocaust proportions is because Kojack feared for the destruction of the burger food chains in America, he personally visited John F Kennedy and Nikita Khrushchev to threaten them not start the nonsense.

wow, i actually cried a tear of laughter :laughing:

by **DJ.Parker** » Apr 21st, '07, 11:55

kojack dissed iceaxe 7 times in a row and now iceaxe R.I.P :'(

by **AspirinE** » Apr 21st, '07, 12:35

Kojack once wrote a verse so violent and pseudo-gangster that FBI had to obtain a warrant to detain him for period while his enemies where on the same continent as him. Despite, many of his opponents died of mysterious causes, while Kojack had an iron alibi. The rest fled to the Antarctica.

by **yoshi** » Apr 21st, '07, 15:24

$0 R3@L wrote:kojack once shit and gold coins fell out.

by **IceAxe** » Apr 21st, '07, 17:30

DJ.Parker wrote:kojack dissed iceaxe 7 times in a row and now iceaxe R.I.P

then I rose from my grave, but he bitch-slapped my punk ass back in the casket

by **B.A.D.** » Apr 21st, '07, 17:33

Hadez wrote:
Tash8 wrote:Kojack once became so fat, that we got his picture and everyone got a laugh.

Kojack once laughed at that sorry statement

hahahahah

by **AspirinE** » Apr 21st, '07, 17:43

Kojack once had a girlfriend supermodel, she got killed in a drive-by. Kojack felt no pitty. He got a new girlfriend withing an hour(after mconalds), then later he buckshotted her for mentioning his dead girlfriends name, Kojack now dates Japanese twins with double D's.

by **$0 R3@L** » Apr 21st, '07, 17:55

kojack doesnt use a condom he uses a open pack of razor blades.

by **AspirinE** » Apr 21st, '07, 17:58

Kojack once missed breakfast, ever since... he has two breakfasts.

by **D@vid** » Apr 21st, '07, 18:03

^^ i laughed cuz it hardly makes sense

kojack once sucked a dick covered in cocaine, just for fun :unsure:

by **Logann** » Apr 21st, '07, 18:12

Not posting because the things running through my head would offend.

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