"U love someone"
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail ID"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit
of kidding n someone just crossed it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the
kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages
with other kidney.
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someone care to explain it to me 
