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Postby -[Zach]- » May 5th, '07, 21:25

this really happened.

a girl was home alone. so she goes to the refridgerator and gets a hot dog. she decides to do inappropiate things with the hot dog. then the unthinkable happens. the hot dog breaks into two while its inside of her and gets stuck. so she had to go to the hospital. it was very humiliating. i hope this is a lesson to all girls here.
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Postby Big-T » May 5th, '07, 21:26

wtf this is the most random thing ive heard 2day lol
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Postby DrRapid » May 5th, '07, 21:27

god that's embarassing :oops:
is that rly true?
i wonder how she felt in da hospital with da docs an nurses :stretcher:
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Postby yoshi » May 5th, '07, 21:27

yes, i'll never stick a hot dog in my nose again. :(
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Postby Kojack » May 5th, '07, 21:47

Fuck............

i when i read it, i went to the toilet, and i puked

guh... disgusting
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Postby yoshi » May 5th, '07, 21:51

Kojack, you're so sensitive..
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Postby IceAxe » May 5th, '07, 21:52

i read the same type of thing somewhere. but instead of a hot dog, it was....a moose antler [it didnt snap]
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Postby Kojack » May 5th, '07, 21:53

i know, i know

i woud like to buy a damberger
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Postby darealslimzlady » May 5th, '07, 22:40

yoshi wrote:Kojack, you're so sensitive..


the word is GAY

anyway. gross story, and why couldnt she jus use a proper sex toy thingy or whatever :unsure:
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Postby Kojack » May 5th, '07, 22:49

i thought you said unconceivable

anyways, i don't know, why didn't she used her finger
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Postby aleXander » May 5th, '07, 23:54

First...i think it was really humiliating :sweating:

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Kojack wrote:i thought you said unconceivable

anyways, i don't know, why didn't she used her finger


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

well maybe he was too naughty for a finger...

But god damn...is that really expensive a dildo??? :shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead:
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Postby James R. » May 6th, '07, 01:47

Girl in my middle school did that like a dumb ass
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Postby ,-,'-{Bar}-',-, » May 6th, '07, 02:12

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^ her by any chance ?
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Postby Flamez » May 6th, '07, 02:13

by the way she might look like a girl but its a buy lmao
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Postby aleXander » May 6th, '07, 02:16

wait a minute :confusion: :confusion: .....what kind of hot dog? :confusion: :confusion:

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