Joke

[Kojack]

once upon a time there was a couple,
someday, the control panel of the electricity of their house destroyed
the man says to his wife:
-darling, go and fix it
-my love i don't know how to fix it, call an electrical engineer and i'll give you the money.
after a few days...
-honey, please go and fix the plumbing
-my dear, do i know how to fix the plumbing, call a plumber and i'll ive you the money.
after a few days the bed has been destroyed
the woman sais to her husband:
-please call the carpenter because feel embarrased
-i can't
the man returns from work to the home and all sudden he sees the bed fixed, he ask his wife:
-who much did it cost to you, dear, tell me to give you the money
-you can't give me the money
-why
-because the carpented, wanted to pay him ith a spinach pie or to suck his dick
-and what you did, darling
-my love, do i know to make a spinach pie?

[Tash8]

umm, that's the worst joke i ever heard.

[DrRapid]

LOL was that actually a joke?

[Kojack]

i saw it in a site

[DrRapid]

then it must be but i didn't find much of da point of da joke until da end

[Kojack]

the carpenter wanted a spinach pie or a fellatio for his payment, the woman didn't know how to make a spinach pie, so what did she done?

[DrRapid]

suck his huge fat COCK

[Hadez]

after the first two "events" in the joke i knew wut was gonna happen.

[Kojack]

@hades : Congratz
@Dr.Rapid : once you sucked a big Italian Cock so rapid that you thirled your throat, that is where you nickname came out

[darealslimzlady]

after the first two "events" in the joke i knew wut was gonna happen.

yer i kinda figured there wud b sumthin rude in it

last line was funny

[James R.]

I chuckled

[Inches]

Not very funny.

[aleXander]

C'mon...i liked it

[AspirinE]

I have a joke too......



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A cop once stoped Kojack for suspicion of being involved in the recent mc'donalds massacre, where 3 14 year old kids, 2 Game fans and 11 random customers were shot to death from uzi's, 6 were severely wounded and morally destroyed by vicious verbal lyrical assaults. The criminals description was: a midget sumo wrestler with an italian/cuban accent. The cop could make no mistake. When Kojack, being the devoted gangster that he is, refused to aknowlege the pigs existance and proceded walking away, the bastard cop shot him 9 times in the back. kojack survived and recovered within 2 hours, and all charges against him were dropped seeing as witnesses refused to testify in fear of retaliation from the gang Kojack was in.
Kojack now lives in greece, recorded a platinum album and owns every crackspot in europe.

[aleXander]

I have a joke too......



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This on time, a cop stops stops Kojack for suspicion of being involved in the recent mc'donalds massacre, where 3 14 year old kids, 2 Game fans and 11 random customers were shot to death from uzi's, 6 were severely wounded and morally destroyed by vicious verbal lyrical assaults. The criminals description was: a midget sumo wrestler with an italian/cuban accent. The cop could make no mistake. When Kojack, being the devoted gangster that he is, refused to aknowlege the pigs existance and proceded walking away, the bastard cop shot him 9 times in the back. kojack survived and recovered within 2 hours, and all charges against him were dropped seeing as witnesses refused to testify in fear of retaliation from the gang Kojack was in.
Kojack now lives in greece, recorded a platinum album and owns every crackspot in europe.

rofl ....like your joke too