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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Postby DJ.Parker » May 8th, '07, 12:09

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.






Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"


























































He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
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Postby C-Game » May 8th, '07, 19:36

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Postby pawel » May 8th, '07, 20:01

:p ain't nuttin like being a sexist ^^
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Postby SemiShady » May 9th, '07, 13:10

lol... girls and there damn phones.....



i like beer
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Postby darealslimzlady » May 9th, '07, 16:08

haha good one :D
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Postby Mini_Mickey » May 10th, '07, 03:08

that is a really funny joke lol
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Postby DrRapid » May 10th, '07, 21:44

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Postby westpsyco » Jun 5th, '07, 03:16

sexist jokes are funny.
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Postby Curtis » Jun 5th, '07, 03:17

westpsyco wrote:sexist jokes are funny.

Westpsyco...You're a psyco for jokes right?
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Postby westpsyco » Jun 5th, '07, 23:06

MavsPR41 wrote:
westpsyco wrote:sexist jokes are funny.

Westpsyco...You're a psyco for jokes right?

yeah i pretty much am i almost named myself jokepsyco.
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Postby rlxhustlr » Jun 6th, '07, 01:01

beer yummmmmm!
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