Biggest mistake of you're life?

[MuNxMuN]

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

lol just kidding

omg that story just made my day

i thought it was for real too till i read the end

[Curious]

don't really know, there's been too many to rank them but let's just say the past two weeks come pretty close to no. 1

[Hadez]

when i was 8 i was sittin in the tub n wanted to see if i could pee from one side to the other. so i looked down to aim my pee pee to get the right arch and i pissed in my eye. now i have one green eye and one blue eye









true story, cept my eye color didnt really change.

[DrRapid]

when i was 8 i was sittin in the tub n wanted to see if i could pee from one side to the other. so i looked down to aim my pee pee to get the right arch and i pissed in my eye. now i have one green eye and one blue eye









true story, cept my eye color didnt really change.

[DrRapid]

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

lol just kidding

dude how old ru? cause i'm 13 and i playd pokemon when i was 7

[s3nd!ke]

Biggest mistake of you're life?
- Me.

[DrRapid]

[s3nd!ke]

Biggest mistake of you're life?
- Me.

emo?

umm idk ive had a lot of them lol

No.

Just bad day.

[JMG]

beatin my gf's bro to death

[Kojack]

Showin' too much love to Holy(Name of my GF)

Now i can only Imagine her

[Tash8]

Showin' too much love to Holy(Name of my GF)

Now i can only Imagine her

your mom's biggest mistake was having you man, i'm sorry to hear that..

anyways, i havet o many too count.. probably when i accidently killed my principle.

[D@vid]

i actually didn't find it funny, just pitiful that ur like 15 and still playing pokemon

[Logann]

FAGS, that was a copy paste story and everyone thinks it's serious, I put the link to the place I copied it from

[Logann]

Here it is again http://wikichan.org/index.php/Shiny_Pidgey

[DrRapid]

FAGS, that was a copy paste story and everyone thinks it's serious, I put the link to the place I copied it from

but i bet u still played pokemon like me when i was 7