Is god a man or a woman?

by **C-Game** » May 11th, '07, 19:11

A little kid asks his father, "daddy, is god a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "daddy, is god black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "daddy, is michael jackson god?"

by **°[~CHR!$~]°** » May 11th, '07, 19:15

lmfao...good one :laughing:

by **DrRapid** » May 12th, '07, 09:53

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by **Hadez** » May 12th, '07, 09:54

eh, i heard it before. it was funny the first time tho.

by **Kojack** » May 13th, '07, 00:28

That's an infamia, i'm catholic

by **Tash8** » May 13th, '07, 04:19

^ shut the fuck up faggot

and yea i heard it before, not funny the second time.

by **Flamez** » May 13th, '07, 07:14

lol twas funny never heard this one before

by **darealslimzlady** » May 13th, '07, 11:18

LMAO niiice :worship:

by **Hadez** » May 14th, '07, 00:42

this one's old, but w.e.

what do SEARS and Michael Jackson have in common?

both have boys' underwear half off.

by **joelle** » May 14th, '07, 00:57

^ hahah I hadn't heard that one before. Made me chuckle.

I've heard the god one before..funny though.

by **Curtis** » May 14th, '07, 09:22

lol

Im supposedly catholic, but i just dont give a fuck

by **Hadez** » May 14th, '07, 11:05

Sarah wrote:Hahahahaaha, that was a good one

Hadez wrote:this one's old, but w.e.

what do SEARS and Michael Jackson have in common?

both have boys' underwear half off.

What's SEARS?

SEARS is a store commonly found in malls or by themselves in America. they sell things from jewelry, to kitchen-ware, to clothes, to appliances, to electronics, to tools, ... just about anything but food really. and they usually have some kind of deal going on.

by **westpsyco** » Jun 5th, '07, 03:17

i chuckled at that one.

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