Storytelling Game

[HAYZI]

i think there used to be a topic like this before but fuk knows where.

the idea is for everyone to say a few words to build a story eg it starts


a blonde woman goes to the park....


and sees a man...


the mans wearin a long raincoat...


the man opens the rainncoat to reveal...


etc etc




so to start it off..


there was a guy with ginger hair...

[*MIRANDA*]

who was recieving oral sex from a pelican when all offa sudden ..

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

miranda bust through the door naked

[Big-T]

with a gun the size of a car...

[*MIRANDA*]

she was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her ..

[4D]

with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who....

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

sells crack on the streets of netherlands when suddenly...

[4D]

shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner who was...

[4D]

...means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently......

[HAYZI]

licking its ass and wondering....

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

why people always...

[4D]

...systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium on a metaphysical subsidiary....

[*MIRANDA*]

and always use big words to look smarter

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

like a guy called fordie...

[4D]

When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to...

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to...

(Lets copy and paste the story on to the end of each post, so we can keep track of it's progress! )