Female Come Backs

[Rae]

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man; If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Women; Oh really? I would put F and U together

[Hadez]

seen it

[Rae]

well its the 1st time i saw it...
i thought it was a lil funnie

[sinemm]

ah men..classic words always

that's nice thnx hun

[Flamez]

haha nice rae

[Curtis]

Yeah, i've seen it but still funny.

[TiFFany08]

lol thats some funny stuff

[C-Game]

[pawel]

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man; If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Women; Oh really? I would put F and U together

damn had a good laugh