Classic South Park moments

[KeeLo]

lmfao! i liked the part in "Marjorine" (Butters has to dress up as a girl in order to get a future telling device) and they are spying on the house and cartman suddenly sez "GOD only knows the horrors that go on in girls slumber parties...lets hope butters can survuve" LMFAO!

[DrRapid]

i like the bits in "They Took Our Jobs!" when all the men a piled up into a ball having gay sex and stuff to protest

[Global]

[Kyle]
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle]
Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman]
Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Cartman]
Jew?

[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
fuckin' fat ass.

[Mr Garrison]
KYLE!

[Cartman]
Why the fuck not?

[Mr Garrison]
ERIC!

[Stan]
Dude, you just said fuck again!

[Mr Garrison]
STANLEY!

[Kenny]
(muffled) fuck

[Mr Garrison]
KENNY!

[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Mr Garrison]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

[Cartman]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

(Stan) Holy shit dude.



Thats a classic moment

[KeeLo]

in "Something Wall Mart This Way Comes"...

People Shitting themselves wen they die...the guy hu hung himself (lmao) the guy hu created wall mart hu shot himslef LMFAO and finally the actual wall mart itself wen it implodes LMFAO!

[C-Game]

damn this my kinda thread


well i have a lot............
but ill post one now.......

in episode cancelled wen da sattelite dish comes outta cartmans ass he says it feel like takin a huge dump

and wen it goes back in................ hA ha ha ha hah
he says.......................it feels like da huge dump u took goes right back in.......ha ha