50th Birthday Present

[4D]

I'm 29 ye little faggits!


My dads the same, I buy him a dvd I know he likes, he doesn't watch it, I buy him a cd I know he likes, he doesn't watch it. Very annoying fussy bastard, lol. This year for his sixtieth, I got him a zippo lighter with John Wayne on it, and on the back engraved his name, and happy sixtieth. He liked it a lot.

[darealslimzlady]

I went shopping today and I got him three gifts:

A keyring thing which is made of the letters D, A, D aka Dad lol and inside the last D it has a little clock thing... that was from some expensive jeweller place.

A mug which says happy 50th birthday.

And then some rum truffles from the greatest chocolatier...

I hope he likes them.

But yes thank you all for your ideas and suggestions... they were very much appreciated lol.

[Curtis]

so no tie?

[darealslimzlady]

Yeah... no tie... He probably don't even wear ties anyway...

[darealslimzlady]

Nah no stripper no sexual people or items... but I could gladly get them for any others that want them lol

[darealslimzlady]

Okey... I'm presuming you'd like a male stripper ??

[darealslimzlady]

Aiight he said he could only do friday at 5am

[darealslimzlady]

Okey. No stripper for Little Miss Fussy

[darealslimzlady]

You're gonna strip for your own pleasure?? Or order yourself a stripper LOL.

[darealslimzlady]

This is getting so gross... I worry about what you all buy for your fathers...

[darealslimzlady]

Lol. You should try getting him a stripper next time

[darealslimzlady]

are people who told me to get my dad some sort of sexual implementation sick in the head?? Lol

Sorry Ange. I was just tryin to show how stupid some of the suggestions I got were.

[darealslimzlady]

LOL! Okay. Sorry.