J-Roc Vs 4D: The Ultimate Battle [GAME OVER]

[Tash8]

4D:
Da Ja Rule Of Cantada can't adapt to attack in tha lyrical big leagues
Want rib-tickled shit leaks? Quick peeps, cackle at his pitiful sig please
You'll giggle till ribs bleed, shit he's ya typical Ripleys "Believe It Or Not",
Roc, you try bosses with 2 wins 5 losses and you're the King of the what?
Sure if beef is a cock!..My disbelief 'n ma shock at his moronic call out,
"4D's stupid if accepts"? Dopey fool-kid's in da depths of atomic fall out
I bomb dis topic all out, my dynamite lines ignite to plunder this quarry
My text is dope prone, bet this Soapstone's home goin' under with sorry,
Thunderous folly, suicidal choosin'-rivals wit skyscraper steepness drops
My scriptures are the scissors to ya paper 'cos my paper beat this rock!


Explanations if ya want 'em: (Quite a few)

Ja Rule Of Cantada:- (wordplay) on J-Roc the initials and making his home country can't-ada instead of Can-ada. Also notice the wordplay cantada in cant adapt.
Rib tickled shit leaks:- a rib tickler is a joke, shit leaks= shit yaself laffin'
"Ripley's Believe it or not":- Old T.V Show with weird things you had to see to believe.
Dynamite lines ignite:- (Metaphor) comparing my lines to dynamite, hard hitting, and dynamite is used in quarries to collapse the rock.
Plunder this quarry:- (Metaphor, 2 meanings) Plunder is a hostile raid, Quarry is a rock digging site and also a word for Prize. So I`m destroying J Roc and stripping him of his posession, but also means i`m forcefully taking the prize.
Soapstone:- Softest rock known to man, is used to make talc, the powder.
My scriptures are the scissors to ya paper 'cos my paper beat this rock:- (Metaphor) comparing the game paper rock scissors to my battle with J Roc(k) in text.

J-roc:
man THIS SORRY HOE ACTIN STUPID, now i gotta DISS 4D CUZ HE RAPPIN NEWBISH?
...he sayin ITS SPORTY TO BE CLAPPIN TO IT? haha fuck that ill RIP THIS BITCHES BRAIN,
so he SPIT SHIT TO GET THIS LAME? you say its ALL POT AN YOUR COUSINS WRONG?
dogg you cant FALL OFF WHEN YOU WASENT ON!! theres dudes PILLIN TILL THIS GAY DROWNS,
so ill KILL HIM WITH THA SPRAYED ROUNDS, yo you always CHILLIN,WHAT YOU WEIGH NOW?
cuz last i seen "foreplay/4 play" was with tha CHILDREN ON THA PLAYGROUND!!
so "stay down" cuz when tha FOURS SPRAY DOMES FALL,
i never seen a dude MORE GAY...he BONES ALL!! he gets guys to PORTRAY GROWN BALLS!!(gay)
ill end "4D" like.."4" WAY PHONE CALLS!!

haha,no hate homie, sorry it took this long

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Voting Illegaly will result in your dick being bitten off by yours truly.

[J Roc]

lol..nice drop 4D...2 things i gotta say tho

1.when i dropped...tha lines wasent like that...it was 10...i guess PM space is diferent from forum space

2."dogg you cant FALL OFF WHEN YOU WASENT ON"...sometimes you'll here someone tell someone "you fell off"...its like sayin a dude was dope...but hasent been doin great lately...like Eminem...a good example...so im basically sayin he cant get wack,cuz he was always wack


thanks for postin that tash votes please

[C-Game]

lol..nice drop 4D...2 things i gotta say tho

1.when i dropped...tha lines wasent like that...it was 10...i guess PM space is diferent from forum space

2."dogg you cant FALL OFF WHEN YOU WASENT ON"...sometimes you'll here someone tell someone "you fell off"...its like sayin a dude was dope...but hasent been doin great lately...like Eminem...a good example...so im basically sayin he cant get wack,cuz he was always wack


thanks for postin that tash votes please

edited ur drop ...

[4D]

lol..nice drop 4D...2 things i gotta say tho

1.when i dropped...tha lines wasent like that...it was 10...i guess PM space is diferent from forum space

2."dogg you cant FALL OFF WHEN YOU WASENT ON"...sometimes you'll here someone tell someone "you fell off"...its like sayin a dude was dope...but hasent been doin great lately...like Eminem...a good example...so im basically sayin he cant get wack,cuz he was always wack


thanks for postin that tash votes please

Thanks man, not bad yourself.

1. I checked out your lines in "P.M", just outta curiosity and they made 15 or sixteen lines, not ten at all. Not that it matters, it doesn't concern me.

2. That line makes no sense, you're comparing me to Eminem? Eminem is a legend, certified lyricist and acclaimed battle rapper who was never "wack". So yeah, lol, bring on the insults. P.s Interesting how you compare me to EMinem and I compare you to Ja Rule.


Let's get some votes up in this mofo, good luck J.

[Kojack]

4d in all cats, you ripped that fucker out

[C-Game]

FLOW - 4D ( ...he sayin ITS SPORTY TO BE CLAPPIN TO IT? haha fuck that ill RIP THIS BITCHES BRAIN, ruined it for J )
STRUCTURE - da oldie
PUNCHES - J -i liked da 6th pedo line and 7th and 8th of J .. 4Ds last line was a KILLER.. but due to more punches gotta give to J IMO...
MULTIES - TIE ... (4D u deserved it .. but J-Rocs had longer syllabled ones... so a tie is deservin )
RHYMES - OLdie
VOCAB - Oldie
COMPLEXITY - 4D
NAMEPLAY - tie - da last line was killer and da Ja was excellent... .foreplay was a nice one man. and da fone calls to... hard tie ..
OTHER( enjoyment ,metaphores , creativity anythin u can think off) - D.. i enjoyed both.. but 4Ds last line made his drop end wit a higher note ... and 4D had more personals..

and props to J ... u actually managed to stand on da same level as 4D who is like in a league on his own these days..

i cant bother to count da stats but Oldie wins IMO....

a great battle i have seen recently ..

[4D]

Thanks for the vote people.

Hey Kojack man, can you put your vote in cats, or at least elaborate a bit more as to why you think I won, otherwise the vote mightn't count, thanks.

[4D]

A few more votes in here would be cool!

[Tornado]

4D
Gr8 Battle. Migth have 2 come to show u how its done

[4D]

Well j-roc that's the 3 votes for the k.o. I don't like the lack of elaboration on the votes as much as you do, but with the state of voting on the site these days, we're gonna have to accept the votes we do get. Thanks for the battle man.

[J Roc]

lol...ok..good battle 4D...ima go fix my record to 2-6

[4D]

lol...ok..good battle 4D...ima go fix my record to 2-6

Hehe man, don't worry lol, it'll improve over time.