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Speaks For Itself

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Speaks For Itself

Postby rlxhustlr » Sep 25th, '07, 04:33

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from (Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day of checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.. AMERICA ....
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Re: Speaks For Itself

Postby C-Game » Sep 25th, '07, 06:43

lol... :y:
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Re: Speaks For Itself

Postby sinemm » Sep 25th, '07, 13:14

umm
wasnt so hilarious actually :unsure:
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Re: Speaks For Itself

Postby rlxhustlr » Sep 26th, '07, 06:16

yea and the sad part is that its true...america has turned into a service country...we advanced to fast and now we need to let the rest of the world catch back up!
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Re: Speaks For Itself

Postby DrRapid » Sep 27th, '07, 18:22

Not funny even though there's a good point
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