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* Poor Guy *

Postby sinemm » Oct 8th, '07, 14:28

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby *MIRANDA* » Oct 8th, '07, 14:35

lmao
poor guy indeed :(
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby sinemm » Oct 8th, '07, 14:37

:D :D
he was very calm while saying those stuff to her wife tho
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby °[~CHR!$~]° » Oct 8th, '07, 14:49

t-bag from prison break? :confusion: :unsure: :confusion: `

and lol....read it b4 but still good :D
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby sinemm » Oct 8th, '07, 15:30

loool
nope he dont use vaseline
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Postby °[~CHR!$~]° » Oct 8th, '07, 15:34

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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby chad08 » Oct 8th, '07, 21:33

haha read that in fhm mag about 2 years ago but funny because i forgot about it
two black gun i dont know, maybe there magnums, i dont know what the fuck there called i just grab them
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby Robbie G » Oct 8th, '07, 22:21

Ha ha, nice. :happy:
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby Curtis » Oct 8th, '07, 22:36

LMAO :y: the joke teller was wrong then since he said that he kissed her.
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby Robbie G » Oct 9th, '07, 02:45

Curtis wrote:LMAO :y: the joke teller was wrong then since he said that he kissed her.


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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby sinemm » Oct 9th, '07, 12:52

he cant tell it in a different way
he has to name it
if he didnt say that it wouldnt be funny
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby Arabian Shady » Oct 9th, '07, 16:17

wiked!! haha
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby DrRapid » Oct 9th, '07, 17:06

heheeh gud one
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby sinemm » Oct 10th, '07, 17:27

^ ;)

AS thank u :flower:
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Re: * Poor Guy *

Postby C-Game » Oct 10th, '07, 20:59

°[~CHR!$~]° wrote:t-bag from prison break? :confusion: :unsure: :confusion: `



or D@vid from TR? :confusion: :unsure: :confusion:
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