Funniest Verses , Lines ?

[Evil Genius]

k guys what is the funniest verses or lines from em iYO ?
for me i`d say
The whole song As The World Turns lol
Specially this verse HEHE..
"Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)"

that shit is funny like hell LMFAO

also FACK whole song aswell lol

and this verse from i`m back

"if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name"

actually Em always add humor to his verses still make it seriouse in someway lmao :P
lets se urs.

[dbeauluvswomen]

All of As The World Turns

"I'm sicker than Boy George picturing Michael Jackson in little boys drawers shopping at toy stores"

"Went to the hospital to get a chest x-ray and checked out the next day in a dress with sex change/ I'm having a bad day, my fuckin dads gay I hate fags and I'm fuckin mad cuz I don't have AID's"

[albumbase11]

I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school

[albumbase11]

also this line

Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve

[Tash8]

also this line

Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve

i dont get that line, can u explain?

[dbeauluvswomen]

also this line

Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve

i dont get that line, can u explain?

Yeah, I had never gotten that line myself. Also he mentioned Lauryn Hills name in a few songs...so there must be something he's picking on her about.


Scratched my balls til I shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"
"It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then"

[albumbase11]

It was alleged that Hill at one time made a statement similar to "I would rather have my children starve than have white people buy my albums."

funny ass line

[dbeauluvswomen]

It was alleged that Hill at one time made a statement similar to "I would rather have my children starve than have white people buy my albums."

funny ass line

I knew it had to be something about white people cuz the other lines Em used Hill's name in were in reference to her anti-white statement..like mocking here..I'll have to find the other rhymes he wrote for examples.


haha, but now that I finally understand it, a very clever and funny line!

[albumbase11]

the other one thats comes to me off the top of my head is from role model

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill

[lil_bayly]

[Eminem]
It's shit like this I kick to these rich white kids
Who just might see how fucked up this sick life is
Whoops I did it again didn't I my shit's harder
to figure out than what Britney's tit size is (oooh)
I probably pissed you off again didn't I bitch (so what?)
You and Christina Gaguilera kiss my grits {*smak*}
You know how many shits I give? I wish I did
So I can quit givin these twisted little kids ideas
This just in, Britney just dissed Justin
She just fucked Ben, got tit fucked and dick sucked him
If Affleck can get his ass licked, how come I can't, shit?
God damn bitch, I'm rich, I can't understand this
Are those pictures I made of us together on the internet
as close as I'm ever gonna get to hittin it from the back?
And shit, when it comes to that, I hit harder from the back
than Everlast, when he's pluggin Lethal in his fuckin ass
Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time
Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line
to sniff, you fuckers know what time it is
Fuck your jewelery my record's almost diamond, BEEOTCH!

[Robbie G]

It was alleged that Hill at one time made a statement similar to "I would rather have my children starve than have white people buy my albums."

funny ass line

oh, I had never gotten that either.

[dbeauluvswomen]

the other one thats comes to me off the top of my head is from role model

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill

Oh yeah, and "I'm more than ill, scarier than a white journalist in a room with Lauryn Hill, human horror film"

and I believe there was another.

[Unscarred]

The Miselucidation of Lauryn Hill

Claim: During an MTV interview singer Lauryn Hill said, "I would rather die than have a white person buy one of my albums."


Origins: In 1996 a caller to the Howard Stern show claimed Lauryn Hill of The Fugees made anti-white statements during an MTV interview, to the effect that she rather see her child starve than have a white kid buy her album.

The inflammatory comment Hill supposedly made varies:

* "If I'd known white people were going to buy my last album, I never would have recorded it."

* "I would rather have my children starve than have white people buy my albums."

* "I would rather die than have a white person buy one of my albums."

Sometimes the rumor is reported as:

* When asked on MTV about their feelings on having the number one album in the nation, The Fugees said they'd "rather see babies starve and die than have white kids" buy their album.

Let's put this one to rest — if Hill or any other member of the Fugees had said anything like that on MTV or anywhere else, the tape of those remarks would have hounded them ever after. That no one can produce this tape — or even agree on what was said, and by whom — should drive a stake through this rumor's heart.

MTV would later announce the allegation against Hill wasn't true, but by then it was too late — the rumor was already in motion. In the wake of this slander, Hill did call in to rebut the comment on the Howard Stern Show. On numerous other occasions, she has denied saying anything remotely resembling the statement credited to her. In response to her critics, she offered: "What I did say was that I love my people, black people, and I will continue to make music for them."
[Teen People, April 1999]

Lauryn insists she wants people to understand that her goal to improve the self-love of young African-American women should never be confused with advocating racial supremacy. "There are a lot of young black girls who I meet in my travels who don't have a lot of self-esteem," she explains. "So if I communicate to them that they're beautiful, no white person should find fault in that. It doesn't mean that young white girls aren't beautiful, because they are just as beautiful."
Would any recording artist be foolish enough to request that a segment of the music-buying public boycott her works? This quote is likely a backlash born of Hill's success, one that parallels the specious Tommy Hilfiger rumor
("If I knew that Blacks and Asians were going to wear my clothes, I would have never designed them"). It is possible one of Hill's many Black-positive statements was misconstrued as a white-negative comment by someone possessed of questionable listening skills and regurgitated as such.

The Hilfiger and Hill rumors, though similar, display a curious dichotomy. Although no other tales circulate about Hilfiger's alleged racism, we continue to receive many different reports claiming that even if Hill didn't make the statement attributed to her here, she has disparaged non-blacks in other words and deeds (usually ones the teller asserts he — or someone he knows — personally witnessed). Whether this phenomenon says more about the subject or the audience is something we don't yet know.

Barbara "hilling me softly" Mikkelson

Sightings: A lyric from "Cum On Everybody," a Eminem song off the 1999 The Slim Shady LP, states "Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve."

here is another one

[mizshadii]

"Went to the hospital to get a chest x-ray and checked out the next day in a dress with sex change/ I'm having a bad day, my fuckin dads gay I hate fags and I'm fuckin mad cuz I don't have AID's"

what song is that from?

[albumbase11]

"Went to the hospital to get a chest x-ray and checked out the next day in a dress with sex change/ I'm having a bad day, my fuckin dads gay I hate fags and I'm fuckin mad cuz I don't have AID's"

what song is that from?

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