Funniest Verses , Lines ?

[Epidemik]

I Whipped my dick out, and aint no doubt about it //
Shit hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage //

hahaha first time i heard that line i busted a nut laughing!!

[M-Pyre]

I trample and stamp liars, like they were campfires
Cuz vampires right on my balls like clamp pliers
And swing on my big thingamajig
So I'm bringin my nig Proof for backup when I sing at my gig




the "bringing my nig proof" thing is funny if you ask me, cause it's almost the whole N-word

lol, I remember hearing this before. What's the name of the track man?

biterphobia

[Crazy Sycho]

I wanted a album so rugged nobody could touch it
spend a million a track and went over my budget

(oh shit...)

[dbeauluvswomen]

I trample and stamp liars, like they were campfires
Cuz vampires right on my balls like clamp pliers
And swing on my big thingamajig
So I'm bringin my nig Proof for backup when I sing at my gig




the "bringing my nig proof" thing is funny if you ask me, cause it's almost the whole N-word

lol, I remember hearing this before. What's the name of the track man?

biterphobia

lol oh damn i heard this track a hundred times and I don't remember. I'm going to have to listen to it once more Thanks

[Diabolic]

"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute, while my wife's sick in the hospital"
- Criminal

[lil_bayly]

The strangest things can happen from jabbin
Pregnant women in the abdoman til they cant have children
Bitches get smacked up with drastic ass kicks
Gay bashing fags with tire irons and ratchets
Ive seen 'em come, Ive watched them go
Versace(oh hey) and Mirachi(woah)
Might of bashed somebody u prolly kno
But u faggots are to quick to scream "its not me nooooo"
Drug them out the closet and across the floor
Went and paid 'em a visit in the hospital
And stabbed him in the fucking tonsils with a popsicle stick
I just sit there and watch him choke.

[dbeauluvswomen]

"I've got a beautiful wife, kid, and a gorgeous home
what would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone?"

[SayGoodbyeHollywood]

I Whipped my dick out, and aint no doubt about it //
Shit hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage //

hahaha first time i heard that line i busted a nut laughing!!

hahahhah

[SayGoodbyeHollywood]

"And get ready 'cause this shits about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, Fuck you Debbie!"

[KeeLo]

HI RENNAY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TOSS A LIVE GRENADE IN YOUR DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE AWAYYY...

[SayGoodbyeHollywood]

"I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos"

[SayGoodbyeHollywood]

i gotta find dave hes teh one who gave me these..
"John wheres Dave at Before i bash you" hahhahaha love dat line
He's in the bathroom i think hes takin a crap dude
Dave! pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There’s a girl upstairs talkin to plants hahahhah

- My fault

[Epidemik]

^^^^ hahaha ya man

same song.... but i liked this part.

I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!

[hallidude1]

So come on and dip, bum on your lips fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits. and get ready cuz this shits about to get heavy. I just settled all my lawsvits FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
-Without Me

[biaaatchen]

I listen to your demo
and act like i don't like it
six month later you hear your lyrics
on my shit!

From I'm Shady