Funniest Verses , Lines ?

[Twiz]

this reminds me for Eminem - Fack.

[Evil Genius]

Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

hehe

that song is so powerful n sad
specially these lines i dont kno what haily would say if she hear em :

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake

[Cwayon_Murder]

Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

hehe

that song is so powerful n sad
specially these lines i dont kno what haily would say if she hear em :

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake

Umm...this is a thread for FUNNY verses...not powerful and sad.

[dbeauluvswomen]

Cancel the hash shit, I'm filling my glands full of acid
two hands full of ass, dancing with Angela Bassett
make plans for the casket, your head lands in a basket
a dead mans in the plastic, I've got red hands and the mask fits - Filthy



Went to bible class with a gun, blasted a nun
Fuck hell, Satan sent my ass to the sun

I like fire, you might see me start it
I'm slightly retarded
I miss my sanity since the night we departed - 5 Star Generals

[Cwayon_Murder]

Cancel the hash shit, I'm filling my glands full of acid
two hands full of ass, dancing with Angela Bassett
make plans for the casket, your head lands in a basket
a dead mans in the plastic, I've got red hands and the mask fits - Filthy



Went to bible class with a gun, blasted a nun
Fuck hell, Satan sent my ass to the sun

I like fire, you might see me start it
I'm slightly retarded
I miss my sanity since the night we departed - 5 Star Generals

Goddamn. I just remembered that first song. Heard it on Diary of a Madman a while ago...I thought it was sick :O
Now I gotta re-download that album again lol
Edit - Just heard the full song for the first time. Nice

[dbeauluvswomen]

yeah that was a nice old track


"get tied down and duct-taped, fuck rape
I'd rather just hump a slut's leg wit my nuts shaved"

[Evil Genius]

Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

hehe

that song is so powerful n sad
specially these lines i dont kno what haily would say if she hear em :

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake

Umm...this is a thread for FUNNY verses...not powerful and sad.

yea guess what
ITS MY THREAD

[ConnDevi]

I forgot how the line goes and what song, haven't listened to it in a while but the one where he mentions Sunny Bono Hitting a tree is probably my favorite funny line.

[Cwayon_Murder]

Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

hehe

that song is so powerful n sad
specially these lines i dont kno what haily would say if she hear em :

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake

Umm...this is a thread for FUNNY verses...not powerful and sad.

yea guess what
ITS MY THREAD

Wow I didn't notice that. Maybe you should point out when you're changing the fucking topic?

Edit - Oh wait. You're that fucking groupie from the other threads. I shouldn't give you suggestions.

[Evil Genius]

Why you being so mean , MEAN MEAN MAN

[Cwayon_Murder]

Because I'm a fucking asshole.

[Cwayon_Murder]

Because I'm a fucking asshole.

No, you fucked an ass hole. Theres a difference.

[Leviathan]

Im new to this and Ive been lookin for this for bout 10 months, I had it on a burned cd and I moved and cant find it anymore...All I remember is he slaughtered it, and at the end of the freestyle he says
"And I dont think that they can really take it,
Cause I always let my nuts hang,like Im doin pushups naked"
Someone plz help me w. the name of this freestyle...Or if you have it post it or somethin plz...Thanks
RAM

[CokeandAcid]

Chauvinist pig
drove in this big Lincoln till it went over the bridge
jumped out and dove in a ditch
broke in a mobile home and stole a stove and a fridge
kidnapped the parents and left the ransom note for the kids

Hellbound

[Cwayon_Murder]

Chauvinist pig
drove in this big Lincoln till it went over the bridge
jumped out and dove in a ditch
broke in a mobile home and stole a stove and a fridge
kidnapped the parents and left the ransom note for the kids

Hellbound

Desperadoes.