The verse that made you say WOW

[Evil Genius]

i know Em spits a lot of lyrically amazing verses
its hard to pick so
i pick ummm
his third verse in Cleaning out my closet
that verse really made me say wow his lyrics are just so personal n unique, amazing

Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin
But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
witnessin your momma poppin prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitchin that someone's always goin throuh her purse and shit's missin
Goin through public housin systems, victim of Munchausen's Syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach
doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma?
But guess what? You're gettin older now and it's cold when your lonely
And Nathan's growin up so quick he's gonna know that your phony
And Hailie's gettin so big now; you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her - she won't even be at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong
Bitch do your song - keep tellin yourself that you was a mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You selfish bitch; I hope you fuckin burn in hell for this shit
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I +AM+ dead - dead to you as can be!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTV2pzcMME

everybody post the verse u`ll pick
peace

[Evan C.]

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,
human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism
Animals havin sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fuckin, meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
and baby I'm just, dyin to cock him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw
My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
red on the ceilin, red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wet on the third;
then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong

[Evan C.]

Hahahahahah...not.

[Dark Blue]

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask

[Evil Genius]

cool verses ppl
chet wtf man ?
fack is the funniest song in hiphop history
what u mean shitty :S comeon ..

[Cwayon_Murder]

cool verses ppl
chet wtf man ?
fack is the funniest song in hiphop history
what u mean shitty :S comeon ..

Don't speak, groupie.

[Emadyville]

Damn you all picked sick verses. Fack is funny as shit, not the best though, overall good choices people.

[SayGoodbyeHollywood]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

[Evil Genius]

Don't speak, groupie.

whats ur fuckin problem faggot ?

[Cwayon_Murder]

Don't speak, groupie.

whats ur fuckin problem faggot ?

Your epic groupie-ness is my problem. But mostly, it's less than a problem and more something to laugh at when I'm eating Apple Jacks.

[Evil Genius]

u r really a faggot u seriouslly r the cum that ur mother shudda swallowed

[shady_soldier_]

Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me

Hearing Eminem say I can be just like him opened up a whole new world for me!
(kidding)

Almost all the songs on the slim shady lp made me go wow when I listened to it the first time. I think it was my first hip-hop cd when I was like...10 or something. Rock Bottom has to be one of my all time favs.

[Kez]

^ Lol at your sig

As for me i love his verses on Stimulate personally, as well as all that's been mentioned.

And i agree with Chet, Fack's fucking retarded and if you seriously can't see it's a stupid song your groupie-ness knows no bounds.

[WolfeR]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

^That's the one I was going to say.

[Evil Genius]

kez u fuckin manwhore wtf with ur head?
i said fack is a FUNNY SONG AND YES IT IS FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER U CANT SAY NO U FUCKING FAGGOT.