Funniest Verses , Lines ?

[theJFKshow]

Guess who's back?
Back again….
Ken is back, tell some…men
Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back….



Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)
That's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em



Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first



And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno



I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?



I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

[CokeandAcid]

Chauvinist pig
drove in this big Lincoln till it went over the bridge
jumped out and dove in a ditch
broke in a mobile home and stole a stove and a fridge
kidnapped the parents and left the ransom note for the kids

Hellbound

Desperadoes.

lol your right, was too high when i posted it, he has a crazy verse in Hellbound though