Eminem Confirms New Album to be Titled "Relapse"

[Slimm]

you know it was directed to you chet

Well get it on then... I'll watch.

noooo! you werent supoose to see that

[Jumbo]

[kevinh]

nice pics agian angry

[kevinh]

not even 1 happy pic of him lol?

[Slimm]

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet, but if you and Chet want to reenact a few scenes, go right on ahead wit it.

If you reeanact uhm.. lesbian fantasy's 9?

[Slimm]

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet, but if you and Chet want to reenact a few scenes, go right on ahead wit it.

If you reeanact uhm.. lesbian fantasy's 9?

I can't say that I would never do it, so it's possible. Actually, no. I just thought of menstruation. That's gross. I'm not Katy Perry, or whoever that chick is. Sorry.

So if it happens, you will film it, name it lesbian fantasy's 9 and spread it around? Nicee... chet come here!

[Slimm]

*puts hand over eyes* Are you guys kissing? *peeks*

We passed that, yayo bring the condoms were in room 203.

[Emadyville]

He looks pissed off or scared or something in those pics.

[Slimm]

*puts hand over eyes* Are you guys kissing? *peeks*

We passed that, yayo bring the condoms were in room 203.

Okay. I've stumbled onto to something here that I can't quite grasp. I'm outta here!

NO! Come back We made love so you would stay!

OHHH SHIT almost forgot:



mind the left

[Eddie1717]

Finally...we've waited too long for another solo album...I CAN"T WAIT! As for this new song, I think it's so creative...however, I need some help...my cousin has written the lyrics to this new freestyle, but him and I are stuck in a couple of places and can't understand what Em is saying (the two places are in blue and have ???? by them and brackets around them...so here are the lyrics to this song for your own enjoyment!

PS...please reply if you know what he says in those two lines...thanks

Lyrics:

Oh!
[Background: Chikka chi chikka]
Oh!
Gue…Guess who’s back
I said…‘Oh!’
Gue…Gue…Gue…Gue
I said…‘Oh’
[Background: Chikkita Chikka Chikka]
Guess who’s back
I said…man…
Damn…
Gue…Gue…Guess’s who’s back
Oh!
Gue…Gue…Gue…Guess’s who’s back
Damn it feels good to be back
[Background: Guess who’s back]
I am having a relapse


How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?

He's already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?

Well, to be honest, the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic.

They've compelled me to kill this elderly man and I get these panic attacks.

Pop a Xanax, relax, tryin' to stick my fuckin' dick inside a manikin's ass.

Then I get manic depressed, see the orthodontist, get gas masks, kick ass.

The first thing I put on is the mask.

Speaking of mask, man, it ain't too late to have a change of pace and take
it off and show my face so you can see the things you're facing.

Slice you up and cook you after you're murdered by strangulation.

That's bacon soufflé you're making, ain't you? Well, thank you Jason.

There goes one more coma due to blunt force trauma.

Just gimme one more soma and I'll be [done for ------???]

Go in the damn broom closet, another valium lost it, shoved in the vacuum
nozzle, down the bathroom faucet.

It seems like every day I get a little flakier, the medication is making my
hands a little shakier.

Hand me that 18 month old baby to shake 'em up.

It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea.

Breakin' his neck in 80 some places

Baby, [his shady comes lady???]

He's got the razor for blazin' the ch-ch-chainsaw baby.

You b-b-blunderin', bumblin', m-m-mublin' dumb dumb.

Yeah, here I come come, you hear the rumbling? Vrumm vrumm.

There's something inside of that blue tub and that drum drum.

A head and torso, of someone. Where'd it come from?

Whose it belong to? Maybe the girl with the long, blonde hair who
disappeared and left her cheerleader pom poms?

Clearly there's somethin' wrong 'cause she didn't come home.

She's missing, where is she? Something fishy is goin' on.

I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs.

Now everybody get your dance on to my dance song.

[dbeauluvswomen]

done for momma

here shady comes lady

[Slimm]

You even made Chet leave. I have a midterm in computer science in two hours. I should go study or something. Later.

And this is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tclu9Im7D10

No homo.

nohomo nohomo nohomo nohomo lol.

but yea, if a mod thinks we ruined this and backstage is for spamming go ahead and delete my homo posts. Im pretty anticipated for Relapse tho.

[dontapproachme]

great title. props

[dontapproachme]

great title. props

[darealslimzlady]

Thanks so much for this.
I am literally going crazy