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The girls first time

Postby Dark Blue » Dec 5th, '08, 21:05

The girls first time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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Re: The girls first time

Postby Robbie G » Dec 5th, '08, 21:11

lmfao.. :worship: :worship:
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Re: The girls first time

Postby DrRapid » Dec 6th, '08, 23:52

hahaha good one
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Re: The girls first time

Postby Solace » Dec 7th, '08, 00:44

omg :laughing: :worship:
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Re: The girls first time

Postby Titan50 » Dec 8th, '08, 20:41

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Re: The girls first time

Postby theJFKshow » Dec 8th, '08, 20:41

So the dentist fucked her, then pulled her tooth?
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Re: The girls first time

Postby Dark Blue » Dec 8th, '08, 21:20

no he just pulled out her tooth...they just try to make it sound like she's having sex lmao
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Re: The girls first time

Postby Solace » Dec 8th, '08, 23:26

shadybaby101 wrote:no he just pulled out her tooth...they just try to make it sound like she's having sex lmao

i think slim was being sarcastic :unsure:
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Re: The girls first time

Postby theJFKshow » Dec 9th, '08, 00:43

yeaaaaah i was joking.
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Re: The girls first time

Postby Dark Blue » Dec 10th, '08, 04:03

omg good i was gonna say wtf lmao........ ^^
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Re: The girls first time

Postby C-Game » Dec 12th, '08, 07:38

seen this before.. good un..
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Re: The girls first time

Postby Eckoo » Dec 18th, '08, 00:17

nice :D :P


and no the dentist fucked her tooth
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Re: The girls first time

Postby Arabian Shady » Dec 18th, '08, 20:41

^hahahahahahahahahahaa
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Re: The girls first time

Postby tjb » Dec 18th, '08, 23:46

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Re: The girls first time

Postby Ka0t1c » Dec 19th, '08, 05:39

that was funny as shit, that threw me off, i was like, what's this virgin gonna do that's so funny??? you got me all hot and bothered now... :p
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